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Original post by MathsAstronomy12
If people didn't listen to me, I'd serve there milk last (when it was cold)


What am I, doing in here, with a dildo?
Original post by MathsAstronomy12
Put you in custardy


Do you wanna take some swollen evidence?
Original post by Ethereal World
Do you wanna take some swollen evidence?


I wouldn't mind escaping up her tunnel
It's Friday!



Lol Keith at 1:02.
Original post by JBLondon
I wouldn't mind escaping up her tunnel


This is just one big boys club isn't it?

What she needs is a good shaggin'
Original post by RDB1826
It's Friday!



Lol Keith at 1:02.


Well mine was impromptu .... Not that you should get extra points for that.
Original post by Ethereal World
This is just one big boys club isn't it?

What she needs is a good shaggin'


Might bloody have to now
Original post by JBLondon
Might bloody have to now


I dunno, I could show you a magazine where literally....
Original post by Ethereal World
I dunno, I could show you a magazine where literally....


Not only did they undermine you in an authoritative sense, but they left an image in my mind of you naked on all fours literally being done doggy style.
Original post by JBLondon
Not only did they undermine you in an authoritative sense, but they left an image in my mind of you naked on all fours literally being done doggy style.


Yknow Bruce lee isn't actually dead?
Original post by Ethereal World
Yknow Bruce lee isn't actually dead?


It's in a book. Faked his own death so he could infiltrate the triads.


You steal 1000 post-it notes at 12p....you've made............profit.
Original post by JBLondon
It's in a book. Faked his own death so he could infiltrate the triads.


You steal 1000 post-it notes at 12p....you've made............profit.


Yknow those people Ray and Jude that were just in? They hire expert speakers for motivational talks.......


They've asked me.
Original post by JBLondon
It's in a book. Faked his own death so he could infiltrate the triads.


You steal 1000 post-it notes at 12p....you've made............profit.


I reckon that's true because if you were gonna send someone undercover to investigate the triads you'd probably send the worlds most famous Chinese film star.
Original post by Ethereal World
I reckon that's true because if you were gonna send someone undercover to investigate the triads you'd probably send the worlds most famous Chinese film star.


This is Sanj, this guy does the best Ali G impersonation, Aiiieee. I can't do it, go on, do it
I don't, must be someone else
Oh, sorry, it's the other one...
The other what... Paki?
Ah, that's racist.
There is no room 362 in this hotel. Sometimes the complaints will be false..
"I can make that dream come true to, AKA, for you"
Original post by MathsAstronomy12
There is no room 362 in this hotel. Sometimes the complaints will be false..


Got his attention....

GET THEIR ATTENTION
Original post by JBLondon
Got his attention....

GET THEIR ATTENTION


Not quite the point I was trying to make..
Original post by MathsAstronomy12
Not quite the point I was trying to make..

Different points to be made
Original post by JBLondon
Different points to be made


Was thinking more of customer care

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