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I'm not used to public squeaking, I piss-pronunciate a lot of my worms.

And I don't agree with that in the workplace.
Did nor get an agenda
Original post by JBLondon
Did nor get an agenda


What am I doing in here with a dildo?
Original post by lustawny
I'm not used to public squeaking, I piss-pronunciate a lot of my worms.

And I don't agree with that in the workplace.


That's the two ronnies. That's classic ! Come on! Try something and it's. Argh.
Original post by Ethereal World
What am I doing in here with a dildo?


That's not offensive. That's the dogs name. Plus it was the forties, before racism was bad innit.
Original post by JBLondon
That's not offensive. That's the dogs name. Plus it was the forties, before racism was bad innit.


It's not your computer is it?
Original post by Ethereal World
It's not your computer is it?


I could stay at Dawn's - well, I could if I got off with - got off at the wrong...got off at the wrong bus stop.
Original post by JBLondon
I could stay at Dawn's - well, I could if I got off with - got off at the wrong...got off at the wrong bus stop.


I'd let you stay at mine :colonhash:
Original post by Ethereal World
I'd let you stay at mine :colonhash:


I could and I have. She doesnt wanna come home with me. I dont want you to come home with me. That's a waste of an hour.
Original post by JBLondon
I could and I have. She doesnt wanna come home with me. I dont want you to come home with me. That's a waste of an hour.


100 is too much. That is silly money. Get there early for that.
Original post by Ethereal World
100 is too much. That is silly money. Get there early for that.


Yeah I'm not having a go at you, it's just...obviously the best people haven't turned up.
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Mackay
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Dawn, get the guitar.
Tim Canterbury


Never give up.

I shed a tear :s-smilie:
(edited 8 years ago)
Original post by Mackay
Dawn, get the guitar.


Every breath you take...
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Mackay
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Original post by lustawny
Every breath you take...


"Dawn, I'm fed up."
Original post by Mackay
"Dawn, I'm fed up."


Keep up the doodling.
Can I show you the picture he sent me...?
Original post by SeanFM
Can I show you the picture he sent me...?


She said she would be wearing a white chiffon scarf.....oh f***ing hell!
I'm so glad this thread exists. I thought I was alone.

Original post by Ethereal World
She said she would be wearing a white chiffon scarf.....oh f***ing hell!



"Oh for ****'s sake" *
Original post by Chaz W
I'm so glad this thread exists. I thought I was alone.




"Oh for ****'s sake" *


You are not alone...There is no ego, when pulling together, to do something good. Sooooo..

Also I had the same avatar as you a couple of weeks back :innocent:

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