What do you do with holey socks?

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I collect the holey socks in a holey sock draw until I have a sufficient number of holey socks to build a holey sock volcano. I then climb the holey sock volcano and jump inside to search for a higher holey sock dimension. Upon finding the higher holey sock dimension in a holey sock cave in the holey sock volcano, I traverse the higher holey sock dimension looking for a new holey sock volcano where I can lay my holy chosen holey sock to rest until a higher holey sock dimension holey sock monster arises from the depths of another holey sock draw and hunts the holy holey sock but then it realises that life is pointless and jumps from a holey sock cliff.

It opens to YOUR voice

purple pancakes :ahee:

Reply 41

ombtom

Original post by homeland.lsw

It opens to YOUR voice

purple pancakes :ahee:

That's so random.

Reply 42

username1738583

Original post by ombtom

That's so random.

as was your post :fuhrer:

Reply 43

ombtom

Original post by homeland.lsw

as was your post :fuhrer:

Really, nothing is random.

Reply 44

username1738583

Original post by Inexorably

im just a poor innocent catholic child, i've been exposed to bad things :afraid:

...I'm surprised you haven't. I thought we ALL did at some point.

Reply 45

KaylaB

Original post by e aí rapaz

You could have said "DARN IT" instead of "DAMN IT" too.

Missed an opportunity there.

You're just unravelling my jokes now

Spoiler

Reply 46

Asolare

Original post by homeland.lsw

...I'm surprised you haven't. I thought we ALL did at some point.

(surprised I haven't what)

sorry my concentration span is very small sometimes x)

Reply 47

username1738583

Original post by Inexorably

(surprised I haven't what)

sorry my concentration span is very small sometimes x)

you know...
choked the chicken?
milked the cow?

Spoiler

Reply 48

Asolare

Original post by homeland.lsw

you know...
choked the chicken?
milked the cow?

Spoiler

omg i was joking yes I'VE BEATEN THE BISHOP ;//

Reply 49

username1738583

Original post by Inexorably

omg i was joking yes I'VE BEATEN THE BISHOP ;//

This conversation is getting a bit too TMI :lol:

Well congratz :party:

Reply 50

Asolare

Original post by homeland.lsw

This conversation is getting a bit too TMI :lol:

Well congratz :party:

NOW it's tmi?!?!?!

Thank you, I feel honoured... no-one has ever congratulated me on that before ~Weeps~

Reply 51

z33

sacrifice them to our lord and saviour lucifer

Reply 52

username1738583

Original post by Inexorably

NOW it's tmi?!?!?!

Thank you, I feel honoured... no-one has ever congratulated me on that before ~Weeps~

only because I imagined a snowman doing it...
plus what would be my response? like do you like it? did you have much to clean up? Do you have any tips? :dontknow:

Reply 53

Asolare

Original post by homeland.lsw

only because I imagined a snowman doing it...
plus what would be my response? like do you like it? did you have much to clean up? Do you have any tips? :dontknow:

omg no i don't actualyl want a response, i was just astonished this is where it's ''too much info''

a snowman doing it
wow
i am sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but alas i am not a snowman irl

Reply 54

username1738583

Original post by Inexorably

omg no i don't actualyl want a response, i was just astonished this is where it's ''too much info''

a snowman doing it
wow
i am sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but alas i am not a snowman irl