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I write sexy erotica, AMA

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Original post by Angry cucumber
Belt squats don't make you sexy fam

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What are you doing in this section we could be talking **** to each other in the fitness section you don't post in this section
I HAVE CONTAINED MY RAGE BUT I WILL UNLEASH IT UPON YOU, LIKE THE CRASHING OF A THOUSAND WAVES
BEGONE VILE MAN, BEGONE FROM ME!
Original post by SmashConcept
Old enough


Omfg I'm scared to sleep now.
Original post by Novascope
Omfg I'm scared to sleep now.


It's not sinister it's just the weather that's making it seem sinister.
Original post by ForestShadow
BREAKFAST FETISH?


what like a guy masabating furiously, his dick wrapped in bacon with egg yolk for lubricant

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Original post by jamesthehustler
what like a guy masabating furiously, his dick wrapped in bacon with egg yolk for lubricant

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I think you have already experienced that. This is a safe place to open up.
Original post by jamesthehustler
what like a guy masabating furiously, his dick wrapped in bacon with egg yolk for lubricant

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I like that this is probably the first post you've ever made when you didn't mention your money and this is how it came out.
Original post by Novascope
It would be quite hilarious tbh.

Hmmm well I absolutely hate it. I think it's terrible writing. Crappy characters, crappy plot, crappy dialogue, even crappy sex scenes. I think why it got so popular is because stuff like BDSM is so underground and hush hush (like swingers clubs etc) that when this story was marketed in a way most other erotic novels aren't, people felt "safe" enough to publicly read and watch their fantasy without judgment.


PRSOM, yeah I haven't read it but from what I've heard it's pretty **** lol
Original post by Eternalflames
PRSOM, yeah I haven't read it but from what I've heard it's pretty **** lol


I haven't read it fully, but I have seen the film. I legit wanted to walk out but the cinema I was in was soo lovely and we were sat on the most comfortable sofas so I couldn't leave haha.
Original post by Novascope
I think you have already experienced that. This is a safe place to open up.


i have written books in the past one featured a guy having his hand deep fried and i am still working on how to step it up next time i have a few ideas such as
decapitation by a helicopter
trapping someone in a lift or vault door
burning them with molten metal
and so how it is all worked as erotic until that happens
Original post by Novascope
Aren't you jailbait though, I don't wanna go to prison writing you in my erotica :colonhash:


Fine :getmecoat:

But I still want you to send me some..
Original post by ||TheUnknown||
Fine :getmecoat:

But I still want you to send me some..


Just download the app and read it all for yourself :colone:
Perhaps we can get @Ethereal World to do an audio book version?
Original post by Novascope
Just download the app and read it all for yourself :colone:


Original post by DiddyDec
Perhaps we can get @Ethereal World to do an audio book version?


Would do this for you if you like nova?

Wouldn't charge.
Original post by Ethereal World
Would do this for you if you like nova?

Wouldn't charge.


Original post by DiddyDec
Perhaps we can get @Ethereal World to do an audio book version?


Omg you guys are still hooked on that audio book idea? haha. If you're legit serious @Ethereal World then DM and we'll talk :wink:
Original post by Novascope
Omg you guys are still hooked on that audio book idea? haha. If you're legit serious @Ethereal World then DM and we'll talk :wink:


I'm serious :colone:

Maybe we could make it into a small business :ahee:

I certainly know there is a demand for it on TSR. Tagging in some people who would be keen.

Tagging in ZuluK to make her jel.
Original post by Ethereal World
I'm serious :colone:

Maybe we could make it into a small business :ahee:

I certainly know there is a demand for it on TSR. Tagging in some people who would be keen.

Tagging in ZuluK to make her jel.


Haha tbh I wouldn't be surprised if there was a huge demand for erotica, especially spoken erotica on this thirsty site :colone:
Original post by Novascope
I currently have writer's block and I'm extremely bored, AMA?
:bl:


Do you get paid
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Original post by ForestShadow

Original post by ForestShadow
BREAKFAST FETISH?



YOU. aRE. A.

LEGEND
Original post by zanner
YOU. aRE. A.

LEGEND


PRSOM
Original post by Novascope
Haha tbh I wouldn't be surprised if there was a huge demand for erotica, especially spoken erotica on this thirsty site :colone:


We can branch out of TSR. so do you have some stuff already written that I can start practising on :colone:?

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