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Original post by the bear
*the Management is please to announce that following the successful resolution of a bogus legal claim we are having it large*

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Love the Village People! :clap2:

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Reply 521
*Internship Available*


Due to an upturn in Business at Bear™'s Safe Cave we find ourselves in the enviable position of needing more staff.
Usherette™ has made it clear that despite her recent pay rise she will not stay unless her workload is shared.

Sooooo..... please send in your CVs and certificates ( duplicates may be obtained here: http://www.boxfreeconcepts.com/magicmill/creagodip001.html )

please indicate if you have been a naughty boy/girl/other within the last 5 years.
kind regards...
Reply 523
Original post by The Usherette™
kind regards...


you will be involved at all stages of the interview/commissioning process Usherette™.

we have listened to your complaints and are now on the journey to rectifying them.

:hugs:

have a nice smoothie. i expect the first applications will be flooding in very shortly :h:

http://www.mygingergarlickitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/recipes-Spiced-Chai-Pumpkin-Smoothie-anupama-paliwal-my-ginger-garlic-kitchen-5-683x1024.jpg
Original post by the bear
you will be involved at all stages of the interview/commissioning process Usherette™.

we have listened to your complaints and are now on the journey to rectifying them.

:hugs:

have a nice smoothie. i expect the first applications will be flooding in very shortly :h:

http://www.mygingergarlickitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/recipes-Spiced-Chai-Pumpkin-Smoothie-anupama-paliwal-my-ginger-garlic-kitchen-5-683x1024.jpg


very refreshing!!
Reply 525
Original post by The Usherette™
very refreshing!!


:h:

tidal wave of applications expected imminently !!! :flute:
Bjorn can i come into the cave please before i erupt into a volcano of small salty cavy tears? :colondollar:
Reply 527
Original post by CoolCavy
Bjorn can i come into the cave please before i erupt into a volcano of small salty cavy tears? :colondollar:


Of course Cavy... you do not need to ask... you are a regular :h:

PS interested in the Internship ? :flute:
Original post by the bear
Of course Cavy... you do not need to ask... you are a regular :h:

PS interested in the Internship ? :flute:


Thank you bear :hugs: would quite like to live here tbh :closedeyes:
and internship? :colondollar: what is one of them Bjorn? :redface: x
Reply 529
*snacks time*

http://www.apieandapint.biz/images/products/tasty_snacks.jpg

please help yourselves.

beverages shortly :h:
Reply 530
Original post by CoolCavy
Thank you bear :hugs: would quite like to live here tbh :closedeyes:
and internship? :colondollar: what is one of them Bjorn? :redface: x


it is not to be confused with an internal ship... that is something unrelated.

An internship is An internship is a job training for white collar and professional careers.

Internships for professional careers are similar in some ways to apprenticeships for trade and vocational jobs, but the lack of standardisation and oversight leaves the term open to broad interpretation. Interns may be college or university students, high school students, or post-graduate adults. These positions may be paid or unpaid and are usually temporary.

Generally, an internship consists of an exchange of services for experience between the student and an organization. Students can also use an internship to determine if they have an interest in a particular career, to create a network of contacts, or to gain school credit. Some interns find permanent, paid employment with the organizations for which they worked upon completion of the internship. This can be a significant benefit to the employer as experienced interns often need little or no training when they begin regular employment. Unlike a trainee program, employment at the completion of an internship is not guaranteed.

Interns in the Cave™ are expected to help Gavin, the Usherette™ and the Management™ to keep things running smoothly. The hours are not fixed, but if you do not turn up before midday or leave before Tiffin Time things could turn nasty :h:
I have sun burn and yes i know in scotland who would have thought!!!!
Reply 532
Original post by scnotcrazy
I have sun burn and yes i know in scotland who would have thought!!!!


lie down on this heap of moss sweetie. bear™ will apply his special lotion to the affected areas.
Reply 533
*smoothies !!!!*

please help yourselves...

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sites/womenshealthmag.com/files/images/1306-apple-nut-smoothie.jpg

bear™ has to leave the Cave for a while... please chat amongst yourselves... make sure scnotcrazy does not remove the lotion :colonhash:

:wavey:
Original post by the bear
lie down on this heap of moss sweetie. bear™ will apply his special lotion to the affected areas.

thanks xx
Original post by the bear
*smoothies !!!!*

please help yourselves...

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sites/womenshealthmag.com/files/images/1306-apple-nut-smoothie.jpg

bear™ has to leave the Cave for a while... please chat amongst yourselves... make sure scnotcrazy does not remove the lotion :colonhash:

:wavey:
why !!!!
Reply 536
Original post by scnotcrazy
why !!!!


the lotion must be allowed to work its magic :h:
Original post by the bear
the lotion must be allowed to work its magic :h:


its still sore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply 538
Original post by scnotcrazy
its still sore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ok let's try this stronger lotion... :mmm:
Original post by the bear
ok let's try this stronger lotion... :mmm:


ok lets do thing, ill lie down you just rub it on k!!!!!!!!!!

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