Does the Bear offer to register births as well? Many a new young TSRian is brought into life by an existing member. I believe this marvellous process is responsible for much of the trolling around these parts. A sensible registration scheme in the first few days of life would do much to ease overcrowding and bad temper.
We are currently exploring the idea of a Birthing Pondâ„¢... the ladies would give birth among the bulrushes, serenaded by frogs and nibbled by newts.
I was more thinking that one of my followers might offer up a little one shortly. Statistically, it's a good bet. They are probably reproducing new users on a regular basis in the less well known regions of my fanzone.
following intense pressure the Managementâ„¢ are pleased to announce that the Caveâ„¢ is now a fully licensed Wedding and Funeral center. Handfastings and Oath-Swearing ceremonies are also available. Gavin and Usheretteâ„¢ will provide all your catering needs and Staceyâ„¢ can do the flowers. Staceyâ„¢ is working towards her level 4 certificate in Bridesmaid and Undertaking skills.
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ooooh could you please conduct mine and @FrenchUnicorn 's wedding today?