How to cut a sandwich.

Do you find that cutting a sandwich into two or four or triangles makes it taste better depending on the filling? :biggrin:

Like I find peanut butter sandwiches taste better cut into 4 squares, jam sandwiches taste better cut in half and beef sandwiches taste better cut into two triangles. So the filling should decide how you cut your sandwich? :wink:

Reply 1

M14B

Original post by Alfed

Do you find that cutting a sandwich into two or four or triangles makes it taste better depending on the filling? :biggrin:

I never cut sandwiches.

Reply 2

TimmonaPortella

I personally won't touch a ham sandwich unless it's cut into a rhombus.

Reply 3

TheArtofProtest

My mother used to make the most awful tuna sandwiches.

I used to feed it to the pigeons but they wouldn't touch it unless it was in pentagons.

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 4

Alfed

Original post by M14B

I never cut sandwiches.

Oh man you are really missing out on something special, try it next time you have one and experiment with different cuts for different filling, I promise your sandwich experience will be much more enjoyable. :u:

Reply 5

M14B

Original post by Alfed

When I cut it I lose half the filling

Reply 6

Alfed

Original post by TheArtofProtest

My mother makes the sandwiches.

I just eat them.

I make my sandwiches when my mother is in bed.

Reply 7

Alfed

Original post by M14B

When I cut it I lose half the filling

Don't be daft. :tongue:

Reply 8

TheonlyMrsHolmes

I like my cheese and tomato sandwich to be cut into a right-angle trapezoid.

Reply 9

Hyacinth Bucket

Original post by Alfed

Do you find that cutting a sandwich into two or four or triangles makes it taste better depending on the filling? :biggrin:

RICHARD!

I will NOT have you telling people in public that you enjoy such lower middle class sandwiches!

Reply 10

Alfed

Original post by TimmonaPortella

I personally won't touch a ham sandwich unless it's cut into a rhombus.

Okay. Here's a smart arse with mathematical terms. :tongue:

Reply 11

Juno

My dad used to make jigsaw sandwiches.

This is actually true. We used to have to solve them before we could eat them.

Reply 12

fatima1998

they all gonna taste the same, no matter how many squares or in triangles you cut your sandwich in -you gonna have the same taste if its the same filling :colondollar:

Reply 13

Alfed

Original post by Hyacinth Bucket

RICHARD!

I will NOT have you telling people in public that you enjoy such lower middle class sandwiches!

Hyacinth did you get my message? I sent it three week ago. :colonhash:

When I say jam, I mean strawberry preserve bought from a garden center. So that is upper middle class. I also bought some lovely flowers for you and the garden Hyacinth. Does this please you? :smile:

Reply 14

Sabertooth

Sandwiches always taste better when they're cut into triangles. :yep:

I like that you can easily eat the corners without getting filling on your face.

Lol at this thread

Original post by Alfed

Hyacinth did you get my message? I sent it three week ago. :colonhash:

When I say jam, I mean strawberry preserve bought from a garden center. So that is upper middle class. I also bought some lovely flowers for you and the garden Hyacinth. Does this please you? :smile:

I did but I am afraid that I do NOT reply to such intrusive questions such as the ones you asked :colonhash:

We may be husband and wife, but I feel such intimacy to be highly unnatural at our age.

Ohhhhhhh how lovely!
Yes indeed, one feels a sense of duty to be pleased when one's husband does something so pleasing!