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1)Thy sin's not accidental, but a trade.

2)You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
Impudent strumpet!
Thy mother is so well fed that when she doth stumble down the staircase, the chorus of the East End begins to sing!
Thou mother is a llama, and thou father smell-ith of elderberries.
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Doones
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Oi, Shakespeare, you're rubbish you are.
Thou ill-favor'd pox-raddled wretch that hath th'impudence to ask us to rate thy depiction~ 'tis 0/10; dost thou even lifte ?
Shakespeare or not Shakespeare ? That is the question.
YOU EGG
"I'll smite your noodle!"

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Original post by XOR_
Thy mama is so bacon-fed, at which hour that lady jumped in the ocean, Columbus claimed that lady as a new continent.


:rofl:
Original post by the bear
Thou ill-favor'd pox-raddled wretch that hath th'impudence to ask us to rate thy depiction~ 'tis 0/10; dost thou even lifte ?


rofl
Hark, fine folks, this devil's turd,
Doth hath a wrinkled groin, I've heard
That maidens flock for their amusement,
Here I stand by this accusement.
Original post by XMaramena
Hark, fine folks, this devil's turd,
Doth hath a wrinkled groin, I've heard
That maidens flock for their amusement,
Here I stand by this accusement.


ye :teehee:
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Original post by sjohnson98
"Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench? Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple? But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple..."

Bonus points if you get the reference.


Love that sketch!

Thy mother hath such pitiful intellect, that she hath unto a clear fortification mounted, the parish beyond to observe!
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Thou f****eth out thee scummy bastardo.

Yeah I never got the hang of Shitespear.

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