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Reply 20

Bulletzone

I was reading on Car design and safety in this one

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Reply 21

Bulletzone

Momentum and Collisions topic.

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Reply 22

Bulletzone

Forces and Elasticity

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Reply 23

HopelessMedic

What's the funniest molecule in the world?

Propan-lol

Reply 24

TheConfusedMedic

Original post by z33

AS Chemistry book again

"Spectra - weren't they the baddies in those James Bond films?"
"The Empirical Strikes Back"
"Models aren't just pretty, they're clever too"
"My mate Dave stared at some juice for an hour, it said concentrate"
"I've got a chemical plant, it's a chemis-tree"
"A scarecrow won the Nobel Prize - he was outstanding in his field"

... :shot:

My school literally made a chemis-tree last year...the puns need to stop :biggrin:

Reply 25

Anon_98

Original post by z33

gurl.. .you missin out :lol:

Philip Allan need to up their game. )'':

Reply 26

username2387497

Mine may have spontaneously combusted after my exams. No idea how that happened :teehee:

Reply 27

yoda123

Yep that's it! They're so bad, I'm embarassed for them...

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Reply 28

username2088165

It's not the length of your wetted perimeter that counts, it's the hydraulic radius

Reply 29

z33

holy cow... :rofl:

y do they do this

Reply 30

NotNotBatman

On the page about implicit differentiation;

"This isn't really as complicated as it looks... in fact, I think you'll find that if something's implicit between x and y it can be ximplicity itself. No that's not a typo, it's a hilarious joke... 'implicit' between 'x' and 'y'... do you see? "

It was a horrible point in my life where I actually laughed at the joke.

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There's a random section about air guitars in my Music book..

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Reply 33

TheOtherSide.

Additional Maths:
Indices, indices - the fish all live indices
Complete your square - it'd be root not to
Graphical inequalities - it's a shady business
Pascal was fine at maths, but rubbish at music - he only played the triangle
I never pay for food - I use the buy-no-meal formula
Maths and alcohol don't mix - so don't drink and derive

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Reply 34

username2324315

At the end of the Edexcel IGCSE Biology one, there is a whole page on how to make a cup of tea and me being stupid didn't see the title and thought it was an experiment... I spent like 2 minutes reading on how to make tea and I don't even drink tea!! :angry:

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They have devoted a page in Physics GCSE one to 'how to make the perfect cup of tea'

Reply 37

z33

Original post by george_c00per

OMG i love that tho :lol:

that's funny ahahaha

Reply 38

TercioOfParma

What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about?

Reply 39

Peppercrunch

AS Chemistry revision guide:
- Harmful if swallowed.
- "Hello, I'm Newt Ron"
- Isotope so...
- The Empirical Strikes Back

A2 Chemistry revision guide:
- Warning! May contain viruses
- Dave didn't know how he was going to monitor alcohol absorption but figured after the second drink he wouldn't care
- I found rate-determining step aerobics a bit on the slow side
- Note: Microwaving the cat is NOT an acceptable use of radiation