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What would you do if you ever pooped yourself during an exam?

I wonder....

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Reply 1
**** jokes incoming
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That would be a crap situation
Reply 3
I'd **** myself if that happened.
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Reply 5
Continue the exam until people actually start vomiting.
id ask to go to the bathroom lol
aint gna continue the exam with **** hanigng down my chair LOL THATS RANK
Reply 7
I'm thinking of that guy in The Inbetweeners who **** himself lmao


Awwwww you calling your gf?

*fangirls*

#zannefestrated2k16

Anyway, OP that is unlikely to happen. If it were to happen, you would be taken to the bathroom and would have to wear your PE kit, for the remaining portion of the exam
First i would decide whether i want to be disqualified from my exam or not

Be disqualified: Throw my poop at other and take my trousers and throw them at teachers/some random pupil you hate

No disqualification: Ask to go to the toilet to **** before i **** myself or **** myself(if it's too late) then let the smell creep to others and let them die from it
Original post by Epic Me
I wonder....

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I do not wonder
Original post by K2G
Continue the exam until people actually start vomiting.


hw lovely LOL

id probs end up vomiting over my paper xD
Original post by homeland.lsw
Awwwww you calling your gf?

*fangirls*

#zannefestrated2k16

Anyway, OP that is unlikely to happen. If it were to happen, you would be taken to the bathroom and would have to wear your PE kit, for the remaining portion of the exam


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"I thought it was a fart"
I would say "I thought it was safe sir, I thought it was a fart."
Keep going and deal with afterwards


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Original post by defenestrated
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This is what you mention me for? :facepalm:
Original post by TheOtherSide.
This is what you mention me for? :facepalm:


no no i'm also interested in your opinion on pooping during exams :colondollar:
im hoping my uni would accept that as extenuating circumstances

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