I'm giving birth to an alien right now!

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Reply 20

User2650803

Original post by TaintedLight

ill-advised :fyi:

How so?

Reply 21

Charles III

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

I have such a bad stomach ache, I feel like I'm about to give birth to an alien baby :cry2:

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Can I get some love from TSR people because my mum isn't giving me any, she told me to stop making silly excuses to take "revision breaks" :sad:

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Original post by ravioliyears

Your TSR mum is here :hugs:

Don't know where the dad is at though... :erm:

I'm sorry to hear about the pains :redface:

Sending lots of hugs :lovehug:

Reply 22

nucdev

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

Thank you, you're so much better than my real mum right now :emo:

Thank you

So lucky LMFAO you have 3 mums. And here I make do with just one! :sigh:

Reply 23

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by Leviathan1741

A hot water bottle or heating pad should help to relax you, and taking some painkillers should help too :smile:

Just took paracetamol, I can't find the stupid hot water bottle :frown:

Reply 24

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by nucdev

So lucky LMFAO you have 3 mums. And here I make do with just one! :sigh:

You all make up for my real mum right now who doesn't care that her child is dying. :emo:

Reply 25

username2088165

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

Just took paracetamol, I can't find the stupid hot water bottle :frown:

Hmm, maybe soak a flannel in hot water, wring it out and lay it on your tummy? I get 'abdominal migraines' sometimes so I've come up with many ways to deal with the pain :redface:

I hope you feel better soon :hugs:

Reply 26

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by Pokémontrainer

So you're not giving birth to the alien right now? Let me know when your waters break...

Not long now....

Reply 27

mismagi.us

drink coffee and have a hot bath, you might just need the loo

Reply 28

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by mismagi.us

drink coffee and have a hot bath, you might just need the loo

I've went earlier, the pain went and then came back.

I have since drank 2 cups of coffee, absolutely no help at all yet.

:frown:

Reply 29

TaintedLight

Original post by Gaya Ramanathan

How so?

For starters, its not a solution for stomach aches.

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Painkillers-paracetamol/Pages/Introduction.aspx

Reply 30

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by Leviathan1741

Hmm, maybe soak a flannel in hot water, wring it out and lay it on your tummy? I get 'abdominal migraines' sometimes so I've come up with many ways to deal with the pain :redface:

I hope you feel better soon :hugs:

Oh dear, I feel sorry for you!

I don't think I've had a stomach ache that was not related to my period in years! This is honestly so much worse in my opinion :frown:

Reply 31

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by TaintedLight

For starters, its not a solution for stomach aches.

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Painkillers-paracetamol/Pages/Introduction.aspx

Oh who cares, I'd drink my own urine right now if it claimed to aid in pain relief :frown:

Reply 32

User2650803

Original post by TaintedLight

For starters, its not a solution for stomach aches.

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Painkillers-paracetamol/Pages/Introduction.aspx

"Used to treat MILD TO MODERATE PAIN SUCH AS" - they're example and yes it's used for stomach aches.

Reply 33

Kevin De Bruyne

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

I have such a bad stomach ache, I feel like I'm about to give birth to an alien baby :cry2:

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Can I get some love from TSR people because my mum isn't giving me any, she told me to stop making silly excuses to take "revision breaks" :sad:

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Apply hot water bottle to stomach, chocolate to mouth and draw a 'be awesome like Mrs H' poster and put it on your wall? :tongue:

Reply 34

username2088165

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

Oh dear, I feel sorry for you!

I don't think I've had a stomach ache that was not related to my period in years! This is honestly so much worse in my opinion :frown:

I get stomach aches quite a bit, and sometimes they're so bad, especially when I have the abdominal migraines (they're a real thing!) that I can't move and just have to sit/lie down until it passes :frown:

My baby is here!

Heat bag definitely helps, I find holding my stomach works too, like jabbing my hand where it hurts and massaging it. Take deep breaths and if that don't help, just go and lie in a hospital bed for a week drugged up with morphine like I did several times.