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1. (Original post by penelopecrux)
YES, i established that before you were even born. Or did I?
So maybe give me lessons on how to be a guy so I can keep the assumptions going, eh?
Well, for starters you need a you know.....
2. (Original post by hamza772000)
Well, for starters you need a you know.....
oh, but i see... oh no, there's nothing there :/ what shall i do now?
3. (Original post by penelopecrux)
oh, but i see... oh no, there's nothing there :/ what shall i do now?
Eww, I meant a deep voice.
4. Hi, sorry don't want to interrupt, but yes it's definitely 100
each mark on the y axis represents 5
5. (Original post by hamza772000)
Eww, I meant a deep voice.
Wait, what?? I thought you meant hair on my arms!!! U dirty minded child, u want to corrupt me too, don't you?
6. (Original post by penelopecrux)
Wait, what?? I thought you meant hair on my arms!!! U dirty minded child, u want to corrupt me too, don't you?
Hmm, you're better than I anticipated.
7. (Original post by hamza772000)
Hmm, you're better than I anticipated.
OH ALRIGHT HAMZA, thanks for that. You keep underestimating me, the same way u underestimated my poor old question. :/
8. (Original post by penelopecrux)
OH ALRIGHT HAMZA, thanks for that. You keep underestimating me, the same way u underestimated my poor old question. :/
No, I actually overestimated you by thinking you'd fall for it , trust any normal person wouldn't.
9. (Original post by hamza772000)
No, I actually overestimated you by thinking you'd fall for it , trust any normal person wouldn't.
So what are you trying to insinuate i am, Mr Hamza?
10. (Original post by penelopecrux)
So what are you trying to insinuate i am, Mr Hamza?
A perfectly sane and intelligent human being. Ms Envelope.
11. (Original post by hamza772000)
A perfectly sane and intelligent human being. Ms Envelope.
Awwww Hamzaaaaa, you got me blushing again, stahp
12. (Original post by penelopecrux)
Awwww Hamzaaaaa, you got me blushing again, stahp
Fine, I'll stop, I was about to talk about how...... I must listen to you.
13. (Original post by hamza772000)
Fine, I'll stop, I was about to talk about how...... I must listen to you.
Haha, yes you must listen to me as I am your master.
14. (Original post by penelopecrux)
Haha, yes you must listen to me as I am your master.
15. (Original post by hamza772000)
But hey, you can always open me!
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16. (Original post by penelopecrux)
But hey, you can always open me!
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I guess it suggests that you're open minded.
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17. (Original post by hamza772000)
I guess it suggests that you're open minded.
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However, it could also imply that I can be ripped and thrown away, just like my heart
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18. (Original post by penelopecrux)
However, it could also imply that I can be ripped and thrown away, just like my heart
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Envelopes are usually brown, may be it insinuates that you're full of shi*.
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Haha beat that. Too good to be classified as an analysis.
19. (Original post by hamza772000)
Envelopes are usually brown, may be it insinuates that you're full of shi*.
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Haha beat that. Too good to be classified as an analysis.
WOWOW, Hamza. What an excellent insult. However, I'd like to object to your little cuss. I am a white envelope which could suggest I'm pure both internally and externally as the colour white has connotations of innocence.
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Sorry, I think you've just lost the game
20. (Original post by penelopecrux)
WOWOW, Hamza. What an excellent insult. However, I'd like to object to your little cuss. I am a white envelope which could suggest I'm pure both internally and externally as the colour white has connotations of innocence.
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Sorry, I think you've just lost the game
Really, couldn't think of anything better, well let me tell you white is the color of the fluid used to make babies which is sticky, so maybe just maybe you're superglue, which has a connotation with joining things, such as joining planks of wood, so you're a woodpecker.
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