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1. (Original post by hamza772000)
Really, couldn't think of anything better, well let me tell you white is the color of the fluid used to make babies which is sticky, so maybe just maybe you're superglue, which has connotation with joining things, such as joining planks of wood, so you're a woodpecker.
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Go back to sleep.
A woodpecker?!! Seriously, love. You'd be lucky enough to get a U for that. I liked the part where you said I could be a fluid, but this could perhaps indicate that I'm responsible for the production of new life.
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BAM. Make sure the bed bugs don't bite now, Hamza
2. (Original post by penelopecrux)
A woodpecker?!! Seriously, love. You'd be lucky enough to get a U for that. I liked the part where you said I could be a fluid, but this could perhaps indicate that I'm responsible for the production of new life.
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BAM. Make sure the bed bugs don't bite now, Hamza
Production of new life huh? Oh so you're the reason why China's so overpopulated and animals there are still born disabled due to the nuclear attack years ago, so you cause disabled animals, who have no arms and legs, what else doesn't have arms and legs, yes you guessed it.
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A Penis.
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Forget a bed sleep on the floor, 'bro'
P.S: I used animals because didn't want to say actual humans.
3. (Original post by hamza772000)
Production of new life huh? Oh so you're the reason why China's so overpopulated and animals there are still born disabled due to the nuclear attack years ago, so you cause disabled animals, who have no arms and legs, what else doesn't have arms and legs, yes you guessed it.
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A Penis.
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Forget a bed sleep on the floor, 'bro'
P.S: I used animals because didn't want to say actual humans.
ERR HAMZA!!! The people and 'animals' as you say are privileged to actually experience the good and bad that take place in the world. Say if we didn't have overpopulation in China, what would we learn in Geography in the human section? Also, if we have disabled animals, we are able to find cures for them and see if we can tackle disability. This extends our intellect. And yes, imagine if we didn't have penises, we wouldn't have MALES.
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Go sleep in McDonald's for the night.
4. (Original post by penelopecrux)
ERR HAMZA!!! The people and 'animals' as you say are privileged to actually experience the good and bad that take place in the world. Say if we didn't have overpopulation in China, what would we learn in Geography in the human section? Also, if we have disabled animals, we are able to find cures for them and see if we can tackle disability. This extends our intellect. And yes, imagine if we didn't have penises, we wouldn't have MALES.
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Go sleep in McDonald's for the night.
Look Man/Woman, the reason why that was so bad is because I'm extremely tired, I need to sleep, Good Luck with your exam tomorrow!
And btw, If we didn't have penises, we wouldn't have you!
It was nice talking to you!
5. (Original post by hamza772000)
Look Man/Woman, the reason why that was so bad is because I'm extremely tired, I need to sleep, Good Luck with your exam tomorrow!
And btw, If we didn't have penises, we wouldn't have you!
It was nice talking to you!
Aww, good night, Hamza, and thank you, do tell me how it goes!!
Oh and in the same way, if we didn't have vaginas, neither of us would have existed!
And you too, you're an amusing person
6. (Original post by penelopecrux)
Aww, good night, Hamza, and thank you, do tell me how it goes!!
Oh and in the same way, if we didn't have vaginas, neither of us would have existed!
And you too, you're an amusing person
Will do, Goodbye and Goodluck!

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