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My mattress is so hard it might as well be a SLAB

I moved flat and this place was already furnished (with new furniture).

And this *&!"!$% mattress is harder than f--king concrete I'm telling you!

Who the *^%! makes these kind of god forsaken pieces of ultimate f--king sh!t?!?!

The other night I went out and had a ridiculous amount of beer, and on the way home I saw 2 mattresses someone had dumped right in the middle of the pavement so I put them on top of each other, finished my last beer and then fell asleep on them (because my own mattress is a f--king slab and I was absolutely bats--t drunk) and I'm telling you, it was the best sleep I've had since I moved to this place.

Whoever makes these kind of mattresses needs a slap.
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M14B
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I would love hard mattress
Original post by M14B
I would love hard mattress


Haha you can have it, MINUS £1,000,000 lmaoooooooooooooo
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Original post by King Scorchy
Haha you can have it, MINUS £1,000,000 lmaoooooooooooooo


Soft is bad for your back.
You will be in agony when you get old
I also used to have a mattress that was not worthy of that title, and was better referred to as a "sleeping surface". Just buy a new one man, you'll be glad you did.
Original post by M14B
Soft is bad for your back.
You will be in agony when you get old


I agree, if it's really soft - but really hard isn't good either I imagine.

Original post by Dr Pesto
I also used to have a mattress that was not worthy of that title, and was better referred to as a "sleeping surface". Just buy a new one man, you'll be glad you did.


Haha, funny. And I will.

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