if countries were people

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In a classroom

USA would be the big kid who likes to throw his weight around.
UK would be the big kids best friend who always joins in to give back up.
Russia is the jealous kid who wants to be powerful.
Switzerland is the kid who wants to be friends with everyone.
Australia is that really intelligent kid who does everything properly and everyone wishes they had the brains.
The eu is the gang who thinks they're really cool when they're bunch of ***** who can't do stuff right and are weak and dumb.

Reply 41

Gora The Xplorer

Original post by TercioOfParma

And tried to be westernised once before, but fell in with the wrong people.

Once you go West

Reply 42

Bang Outta Order

Original post by Gora The Xplorer

France would be the old guy with a really crazy son he keeps trying to ban from the house :rofl:

Lol best one on the pg

Germany would be the hot chick on the job who everyone wants and then shocks everyone when they see she's got 6 mixed race kids
Jamaica would be the one who all the birds like because of his cool clothes and moves, but he keeps getting in trouble

Romania would be a pedo

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 43

Bang Outta Order

America's definitely the overweight guy tryna fight everyone at pubs
But for some reason no one will just shut him up

Reply 44

Wired_1800

South Africa will be the university kid that sleeps all day and parties all night.

Reply 45

cookie123456789

UK is the kid who just does what the hell they like and starts all the trends and is a cool rebel

Reply 46

Boss_Rhythm

Bangladesh would be the class fish that is stuck in the science lab...
You know I'm right :bawling:

Reply 47

Asolare

someone needs to find a gif of that cafeteria scene from meangirls then edit each table to be different 'social groups' of countries omgg

Reply 48

Gora The Xplorer

Original post by Boss_Rhythm

Bangladesh would be the class fish that is stuck in the science lab...
You know I'm right :bawling:

inb4 they eat the fish :teehee:

Reply 49

Boss_Rhythm

Original post by Gora The Xplorer

inb4 they eat the fish :teehee:

No... They are fish!!! :zomg:

Spoiler

Reply 50

PrincessBO$$

Somalia would be the kid that would always be taken advantage of by bigger tougher bullies (cough,cough) UK,FRANCE AND ITALY. :redface:

Reply 51

markovchain17

Iceland is that guy that all of a sudden starts getting the highest grades in class

Reply 52

ln2u

Original post by PrincessBO$$

Somalia would be the kid that would always be taken advantage of by bigger tougher bullies (cough,cough) UK,FRANCE AND ITALY. :redface:

Original post by eternaforest

Iceland is that guy that all of a sudden starts getting the highest grades in class

Omg how can you say that. Racists

Reply 53

ln2u

Original post by 0to100

America's definitely the overweight guy tryna fight everyone at pubs
But for some reason no one will just shut him up

Wow Fashionist Xylophobe

Reply 54

markovchain17

Original post by ln2u

Omg how can you say that. Racists

How is that racist :biggrin:

Reply 55

PrincessBO$$

Canada is the friendly chubby guy who's klutzy but can always cheer you up.

Many of the Latin American and Middle Eastern nations would be those hard-working kids, many of them poor, who stay out of trouble and will take care of their families very well in the future. A small minority would be the creeps who write messages in fake blood on the sides of random neighbors' houses (this is divided more by individuals in each nation than by the nations).

America, my own nation is the star football quarterback, with all the positive and negative character traits that entails.

Russia is the cold, calculating manipulative girl who can twist any boy to her will for any reason.

Britain, Holland, and France are all hipsters who are to cool for more than the minimum comfort their rich, wise, aristocratic parents offer them. Britain's a really politically liberal hipster (The Daily Beast), Holland's a really Bohemian hipster (La Vie Boheme), and France is a foodie.

Italy and Spain are those romantic, sensitive guys who always wax poetic.

Belgium is that one guy no one ever remembers the name of.

Jamaica is the three kids in Geology who sit together making "that's what she said" jokes in class and spend most of their time smoking grass at home.

Haiti and North Korea are the guys who still hang around the parking lot after class even though they were all expelled for violent behavior two semesters ago.

India is the mysterious new girl we're all intrigued by, who we want to learn more about. Her intrigue is just mystery and not secrecy (that's China, India's arch-nemesis)

Germany are the average people. Nothing bad, nothing special. Life blood of society who just does his/her own thing, don't attract to much attention, be themselves and be happy with that.

Saudi Arabia is the bigoted elitist jerk who thinks she knows everything.
i found this here
https://www.quora.com/If-nations-were-high-school-students-Who-would-your-country-be
it is on point :congrats: