That's up to the… F&D mods… Lucky for us, neither of us mod F&D. What was it that famous French royal said? "Let them eat semi-cooked pot noodle with water specifically too cool for cooking it and then write a post on an Internet forum about it to gain rep". I think I'm slightly paraphrasing.
Sounds about right.
I'd have moved it to Physiotherapy (on account of the hand friction thing), but maybe that's just me...