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1. Would she marry me?
2. Yh go and try it out m8
3. Well, I've never done it.
So I've succeeded 0 times out of 0 times.
Note that x/x = 1 = 100/100 = 100%
Let x = 0
Then 0/0 = 1.
So I have 100% success rate.
I'm definitely not above average in the looks department, so unless you're hideous or something, you've got a great chance! Good luck.
4. (Original post by 13 1 20 8 42)
Well, I've never done it.
So I've succeeded 0 times out of 0 times.
Note that x/x = 1 = 100/100 = 100%
Let x = 0
Then 0/0 = 1.
So I have 100% success rate.
I'm definitely not above average in the looks department, so unless you're hideous or something, you've got a great chance! Good luck.
Hold in m8 you u can't divide by 0
5. (Original post by Maths (2^2) Life)
Hold in m8 you u can't divide by 0
just ****in did, I do what I want
6. You might get charged for sexual assault, which is about as life changing as a marriage.
7. If its big, it will probably squash you
8. (Original post by 13 1 20 8 42)
just ****in did, I do what I want
U can't change the game bro! You can't!
Maths f*cks you, you can't f*ck it
9. (Original post by Maths (2^2) Life)
U can't change the game bro! You can't!
Maths f*cks you, you can't f*ck it
Then why do people always say "f*ck maths"
Checkmate
10. Lmao
11. (Original post by 13 1 20 8 42)
Then why do people always say "f*ck maths"
Checkmate
Touche
Maths is just a concept bro like space and time
12. Worked for me
13. She'd tell you to leave her poor donkey alone
and then report you to PETA for animal abuse.
14. (Original post by UWS)
You might get charged for sexual assault, which is about as life changing as a marriage.
PRSOM
15. (Original post by Kwame502)
She'd tell you to leave her poor donkey alone
and then report you to PETA for animal abuse.
Took my joke
(Original post by Reue)
Worked for me
It did?
16. She would instantly try and find the closest access to tumblr.
17. damnnn it actually works. wooooww!!
18. (Original post by Serine Soul)
It did?
Indeed
19. No but she would beat your eggs
20. You'd get a slap right back

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