breaking up with my gf over clogged toilet

i was at my gf's parents house today and i took a huge dump in their toilet, and clogged it. i was too afraid to flush it for a second time and also there was no plunger so i just left it there and walked out of the house without them seeing me and now i'm back at my place..

i have 3 missed calls from my gf but im ignoring her and thinking about breaking up with her so i dont have to explain myself.. what should i do?

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Reply 1

Hayley Williams

Original post by CherryPoppins

You're either trolling or a complete idiot.

Just dump her...

Original post by CherryPoppins

Call her up and apologise. Explain you were embarrassed and didn't want to be seen. Try and make it a moment, something funny to look back on.

Reply 4

Kevin De Bruyne

How long have you been with your girlfriend? You wouldn't want your efforts to go down the drain..

Reply 5

_Fergo

Original post by Seth00

Call her up and apologise. Explain you were embarrassed and didn't want to be seen. Try and make it a moment, something funny to look back on.

He's trolling - check his threads.

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Reply 6

JamesN88

You should have unblocked it by hand.

Reply 7

SirKyrgystan

Original post by SeanFM

How long have you been with your girlfriend? You wouldn't want your efforts to go down the drain..

I'll go with the obvious one; he certainly wouldn't want to flush his relationship down the toilet

Reply 8

username1842595

Dump her. She deserves better.

LMAO!

Well that made me laugh at least, thanks. :biggrin:

Reply 11

JamesN88

Don't piss away years of happiness because of one log jam.

Reply 12

Dom2375

Didn't that happen on The Big Bang Theory?

Reply 13

CherryPoppins

Original post by Seth00

Call her up and apologise. Explain you were embarrassed and didn't want to be seen. Try and make it a moment, something funny to look back on.

too late, she turned up at my house and told her ive found a new gf. she was pretty angry with me but i just closed the door. shes someone elses problem now.. also, if she asks me to unclog the toilet, im just gonna deny it was me

Reply 14

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If this isn't a joke then you should have told her at the time and asked for a way to clear it...

I was at a guy's house for the first time once and I was on my period. The toilet clogged as I had used a lot of TP. I told him it got clogged and he got a plunger. I told I'd prefer to sort it, and he asked why, so I told him. He shrugged and did it himself anyway.*

Other than being honest, just use your hand to clear it in future if you have to. Most of the time what clogs the toilet isn't the waste but the amount of TP you have used to clean yourself up with. *

Reply 15

UWS

What a load of **** :lol:

Literally

Reply 16

username2836236

Original post by *Stefan*

He's trolling - check his threads.

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Feel like a derp now... :frown:

Reply 17

Desi_Scotsman

Original post by Hayley Williams

You're either trolling or a complete idiot.

Original post by *Stefan*

He's trolling - check his threads.

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Original post by Seth00

Feel like a derp now... :frown:

Even if this is a troll, it shouldn't stop us from having a discussion over this.

I actually think its quite amusing, seeing the difference in opinions on a fairly dubious topic.