My first job was finding lost golf balls... well it wasn't really a job, my dad made me do it, and i wasn't really getting paid unless you count stealing the occasional golf ball and selling it to dense golfers... mannn those were the days... since them i've been unemployed... living the hard life, i reached an all time low when i considered working at maccy D's... but thank God the good Samaritains helped me through that ugly period...