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i'm 24 and tired of being a virgin. What should I get surgery on? (MALE ONLY)

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    I'm a 24 year old virgin male. My parents are willing to pay for plastic surgey so I want to know what I should alter about my physiognomy.

    Male only because girls will say ******** like * get more confident* and nonsense like that (as if that makes a difference)
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    You don't need surgery, dude...
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    Well you do need to get more confident
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    get a unicorn horn on your forehead
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm a 24 year old virgin male. My parents are willing to pay for plastic surgey so I want to know what I should alter about my physiognomy.

    Male only because girls will say ******** like * get more confident* and nonsense like that (as if that makes a difference)
    You probably don't need surgery you just need to get ripped
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    With average looks , confidence takes you a long way. Although it can only take you so far , you know how women are.
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    get a more handsome face tattooed on your current one.
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    PM me for your own good
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    I think you should save the money and just buy a flashy car.
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    Get a bigger penis you know girls like it big :sexface:
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    How are we supposed to know without an image to base it from.
    I can only say.. face.
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    (Original post by Truth')
    PM me for your own good
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm a 24 year old virgin male. My parents are willing to pay for plastic surgey so I want to know what I should alter about my physiognomy.

    Male only because girls will say ******** like * get more confident* and nonsense like that (as if that makes a difference)
    are you insane??? confidence does make a difference fam and you're lacking it
    embrace you 'weaknesses' and after a while, they won't even be weaknesses any more
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    (Original post by AshEntropy)
    Seriously
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    Spend the money on hookers instead.

    There's a guaranteed return on your investment that you may not get with a new face.
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    (Original post by Truth')
    Seriously
    Are you offering him dirty stuff via pm?
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    Dude if you don't want to be a virgin, just get a prostitute. It'll be a lot cheaper than plastic surgery.

    If you're hoping that if girls like you you will become more confident, you're wrong. The confidence has to come first, then the girls.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti5AkLup1mI
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    (Original post by AshEntropy)
    Are you offering him dirty stuff via pm?
    shh hehe x
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    (Original post by Truth')
    shh hehe x
    :nope:
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    (Original post by AshEntropy)
    :nope:
    You better be joking because I am
 
 
 
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