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i'm 24 and tired of being a virgin. What should I get surgery on? (MALE ONLY)

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Original post by Truth'

You better be joking because I am

Oh thank goodness you're joking, I was getting worried :s

Reply 21

r4dly

How about a penisnose like Pinnochio?

The amount of curiosity shags you'd get would be insane.

Girl: "are you single?"
You: "I got no strings"
BOOM...sex

Seriously though just go to a brothel, everyone i know did bar a small handful of serial shaggers.

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Reply 22

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Original post by r4dly

How about a penisnose like Pinnochio?

The amount of curiosiy shags you'd get would be insane.

Girl: "are you single?"
You: "I got no strings"
BOOM...sex

Reply 23

r4dly

Original post by AshEntropy

Yup

Reply 24

user73867

You have a problem that won't be fixed by plastic surgery, my friend.

Reply 25

jamesthehustler

Original post by Anonymous

I'm a 24-year-old virgin male. My parents are willing to pay for plastic surgery so I want to know what I should alter about my physiognomy.

Male only because girls will say ******** like * get more confident* and nonsense like that (as if that makes a difference)

I would say work on confidence but if you want surgery then go for cheekbones and maybe jawline to make it more chiselled think henry Cavill or tom Hiddleston