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5 Girlfriends, What do I do?

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    (Original post by yourlastmistake)
    well girls are becoming more stupid and gullible these days theyd rather date a ****boi who will treat them like **** than another guy who is 10x better in personality. wake up
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    but i can rep you :sexface:
    thanks lol=))
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    (Original post by 2016_GCSE)
    If I dump 4 my reputation will go down the drain.

    If any of them find out I have 5 girlfriends my reputation will go down the drain.

    How do I escape this madness. If only 2 of them see me at college at the same time it would be game over!
    Aren't you the user who said they hadn't gone out in like a year???
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    (Original post by 2016_GCSE)
    If I dump 4 my reputation will go down the drain.

    If any of them find out I have 5 girlfriends my reputation will go down the drain.

    How do I escape this madness. If only 2 of them see me at college at the same time it would be game over!
    You should have 1gf for every GCSE. One of them should be English.
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    Aren't you that guy who said he's Muslim? Girlfriends are haram.
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    (Original post by 2016_GCSE)
    If I dump 4 my reputation will go down the drain.

    If any of them find out I have 5 girlfriends my reputation will go down the drain.

    How do I escape this madness. If only 2 of them see me at college at the same time it would be game over!
    Hmm... "Ip dip do, the cat's got the flu, the dog's got chicken pox and out goes you!"
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    this is the most brilliant reply i have ever seen and i can't even rep it lol=))
    (Original post by ihatePE)
    this belongs in a maths paper, and only BS goes in the maths paper
    "A troubled young man GCSE_2016 has 5 girlfriends. Given that his reputation goes down in the events:

    1 - he dumps 4
    2 - if any one of them find out about the other 4

    Calculate the optimal amount of girlfriends to keep while maximising reputation and self-respect.

    [6 marks]

    (No credit will be awarded on solutions involving becoming homosexual)"
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    (Original post by RDKGames)
    "A troubled young man GCSE_2016 has 5 girlfriends. Given that his reputation goes down in the events:

    1 - he dumps 4
    2 - if any one of them find out about the other 4

    Calculate the optimal amount of girlfriends to keep while maximising reputation and self-respect.

    [6 marks]

    (No credit will be awarded on solutions involving becoming homosexual)"
    should've expected this lol
    sounds eerily similar to the Ox TSA questions lol
    "no credit will be awared on solutions involving becoming a homosexual" - this is just brilliant
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    should've expected this lol
    sounds eerily similar to the Ox TSA questions lol
    "no credit will be awared on solutions involving becoming a homosexual" - this is just brilliant
    Sorry couldn't resit
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    (Original post by RDKGames)
    Sorry couldn't resit
    =))yeah
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    I didn't know you did line dancing.
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    Well I texted them all and none of them were happy.

    So what do I do in college tomorrow?

    If they all come looking for me at same time things could go pretty sour.
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    Go for it OP, **** them, then dump them.
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    (Original post by 2016_GCSE)
    Well I texted them all and none of them were happy.

    So what do I do in college tomorrow?

    If they all come looking for me at same time things could go pretty sour.
    Lol the more you talk about it the harder it is for me to believe it
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    Get one more and become as infamous as good ol' Henry.
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    (Original post by PrincessBO$$)
    Lol the more you talk about it the harder it is for me to believe it
    This is serious! I need serious answers to meet this serious issue. There is nothing to be laughed at!
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    (Original post by idfk_)
    Get one more and become as infamous as good ol' Henry.
    I don't want to be infamous, I want to be famous!
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    Get 2 more and give them names by the days of the week :cool:
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    LMAO

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