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    Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

    My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!
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    (Original post by koolkid1)
    Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

    My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!
    Cover it up, or frame it if you will.
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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    Cover it up, or frame it if you will.
    Umm... Ok.
    I think my nan is suspicious. I told her I broke the bed by accident whilst standing on it.


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    (Original post by koolkid1)
    Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

    My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!
    😂😂😂😂 surely she must of kinda guessed that ur not a virgin?
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    (Original post by koolkid1)
    Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

    My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!
    You can break my nans bed if you know what i mean...
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    (Original post by koolkid1)
    Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

    My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!
    Get her in on the action mate, all you need to do is say 'ey bby, u wnt eht fuch?'. Trust me she'll be into it.
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    (Original post by koolkid1)
    Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

    My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!
    Oioi can i get those digits gurl?
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    (Original post by koolkid1)
    Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

    My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!
    Well their are two options, option one you were jumping on the bed, option two blame the clown, clowns are known for their wildly erotic sex so it is plausible. We clowns are a proud people and our sexual exploits are the stuff of legend, my *** is enough to break walls this is the power we are talking here
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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    No you didn't
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    (Original post by Pinkberry_y)
    No you didn't
    tbh, **** thread.
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    (Original post by Wilfred Little)
    tbh, **** thread.
    Lacks creativity and substance
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    Reminds me of the time I broke my bed doing something similar.

    Nothing to do with sex I just laid in it on one side until all the slats fell out and the mattress fell through,
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    (Original post by Pinkberry_y)
    Lacks creativity and substance

    Op is banned so musta been a troll but this kinda looks like subtle porn advertising
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    (Original post by AlexLawrence1453)
    Reminds me of the time I broke my bed doing something similar.

    Nothing to do with sex I just laid in it on one side until all the slats fell out and the mattress fell through,
    Do you sleep in a Cambodian prison? :curious:
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    Do you sleep in a Cambodian prison? :curious:
    If only it were that sweet.
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    It was a cheap ikea bed.
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    (Original post by AlexLawrence1453)
    If only it were that sweet.
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    It was a cheap ikea bed.
    o **** ikea man lol
    you know the local dresser shop has better quality than ****ing ikea
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    o **** ikea man lol
    you know the local dresser shop has better quality than ****ing ikea
    Very true. That's why now I'm sleeping in an even cheaper (but sturdier) ikea bed!
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    (Original post by AlexLawrence1453)
    Very true. That's why now I'm sleeping in an even cheaper (but sturdier) ikea bed!
    Ironic
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    Ironic
    Only cheaper because it was second hand and also free
 
 
 
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