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    Terrible self help book terrible erotica.

    2/10*
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    https://media4.giphy.com/media/O5NyCibf93upy/200w.gif
    still a better love story than op's
    t r u s t m e
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    Even the TL;DR version of this would be too long.
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    t r u s t m e
    #hornyy
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    (Original post by UnknownRoyalist)
    For a second I forgot why I stopped using TSR - thanks for reminding me
    lmao

    (Original post by Zuki)
    My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 21, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
    Best post ever.
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    (Original post by PrinceHarrys)
    I’m 22 years old and I’m still a virgin. I’ve never even kissed a girl.

    I’ve been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin.

    It has been very torturous.

    College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness.

    It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.

    I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it.

    It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentleman
    Exactly who I was thinking of.
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    (Original post by PrinceHarrys)
    I’m 22 years old and I’m still a virgin. I’ve never even kissed a girl.
    Oh mate. I was proper tonguing girls, 'French kissing' as we say in the UK, at eight.

    .. she ended up my first wife, and after the send wife left, we are back together again, so don't judge! ..

    I love women. But almost all of them are bat-**** ****ing crazy!

    I don't know your morality. Or where you live. If you are religious. But mate, get out to Amsterdam, Prague, Thailand, Las Vegas. Get your dick wet and have a good time. Seriously it will be like 10 years of psych. / counselling therapy for you.

    Don't believe the hype. Almost all working girls are there because they want to be, they can earn in a week, what it would take 3 months of mind-numbing drudgery to achieve. An, even if you are not an adonis, most actually stick at it for years because (as well as the coin) they DO enjoy the sex, because they are biologically naturally born horny and honestly friendly human beings.

    Don't take my word for it. Go somewhere where sex-work/play is legal and talk to the girls. Even pay for a season and just try and feel if they are being legit in what they are saying. You may meet someone who is such a genuine soul-blessed heart, you wouldn't imagine.

    Search Anne-Blue Jeans. XXX legend.. Might have to dig deep. She was a famous Amsterdam working girl. She never had a set price list and charge punters up-front. She just had passionate sex with whomever knocked on her kamer.(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Wallen) and said give me what you think it was worth.

    Some people where douches, and gave her nothing, but after one encounter they'd never get another freebie. She became so beloved, and adored, by regular clients, she became, by far, the best paid working girl in history. Don't be prejudiced against working girls, some are the most beautiful souls you would ever have an intimate, genuine passionately intense, connection with.

    Lose your V and sort your head out lol.

    Edit: sorry OP rant incoming. What the **** did they do to the area behind the porn store, narrow alleyways, the fantastic light (i cant find my maps! the dead end streets by the old church) where ' the vie rose' covered area was. The 'Tia?' delightful gorgeous Asian girl,cookie with the smurf, that gave a lollipop after a nice season. ?

    And the perfect Bulgarian gil at the end of the alley. Erm I was flying home two time, and I stopped of to she if she was there. After showering, I flew and came how with the sent of one of the most friendly beautiful women ad ever seen.

    But Maxine. On the corner, legs akimbo. wild, naughty grin on her beautify face. Sorry if this sounds creepy. I've been married 3 times. I've never in my life, or I imagine I evr will again, as the time I spent with Maxine. Holland born and breed. Heart like a Trex and just as powerful.
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    Exactly who I was thinking of.
    mad detective skills:>
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    mad detective skills:>
    Looks like studying Forensics is paying off.
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    (Original post by Precious Illusions)
    lmao



    Best post ever.
    Idk if this is a coincidence or what but I just quoted Viva saying she made a come-back and now you're here too lol
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    Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster

    h e l p
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    (Original post by UnknownRoyalist)
    Idk if this is a coincidence or what but I just quoted Viva saying she made a come-back and now you're here too lol
    We're both massive losers irl so it's not shocking we're back.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBvaVWdJRQM

    2:00-2:06 Best Bit.
    "Hold on, car"
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 21, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
    in teaaarssss
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    Looks like studying Forensics is paying off.
    everything for helping the 22 year old virgins of tsr
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    everything for helping the 22 year old virgins of tsr
    That's why I do it.
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    Tl;dr
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    (Original post by Precious Illusions)
    We're both massive losers irl so it's not shocking we're back.
    Lold
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBvaVWdJRQM

    2:00-2:06 Best Bit.
    "Hold on, car"
    that ****ing car wasn't even remotely close to him=))))))))))))
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    that ****ing car wasn't even remotely close to him=))))))))))))
    :rofl3::rofl3::rofl3:
 
 
 
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