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Which would you rather be...?

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Which would you rather be...?

Which would you rather be? And why???

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Reply 1
Spoon. Then I can finally be spooned.
Fork, they seem more useful than spoons.
Reply 3
Original post by claireestelle
Fork, they seem more useful than spoons.

Spanker wants to be spooned, do you want to be forked?
:mmm:
Reply 4
Spoon is more useful imo
Original post by Ordo
Spoon is more useful imo

But fork is more beautiful , i think ! :u:
(edited 7 years ago)
I want to be the big spoon
Reply 7
Original post by fardm76
but fork is more beautiful , i think ! :u:


And with that, you could kill someone intentionally (I hope). Spoon is actually more beautiful because you can see the reflection of yourself - everyone is beautiful :smile:
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by Ordo
And with that, you could kill someone intentionally (I hope)

So it is more useful ! :tongue:

Spoiler

(edited 7 years ago)
Reply 9
Spoons are sexier init but why not a bit of both? Sporks are cool
Fork, because I like to fork.
Reply 11
Original post by fardm76
So it is more useful ! :tongue:

Spoiler



Me neither but you'll end up in jail while I'm having fun eating chocolate dessert with spoon. :wink:
Original post by XOR_
Fork, because I like to fork.


How does one go about forking?
Reply 13
Original post by Pinkberry_y
How does one go about forking?


I'll give you a demonstration :tongue:
Fork because natural self defence n'est-ce-pas :colone:
I would be a spork :colone:

Take that binary choice oppression
Reply 16
Conceptually, thinking about transposing human temperament and behaviour onto either spoon or fork, I would have to say that I imagine I am more fork-like than spoon-like. However, I think if it were up to me (as the question suggests it is), I should like to be of the spoon variety.
Forking hell this is a hard choice.
this binary notion of cutlery is oppressive... sporks ftw
I'm already as crazy as a spoon. And if I really am a spoon, then I get to spoon with all the other spoons, as people have already worked out.

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