I keep losing GF's

I gone through 13 so far this year.

With my pros of having:
A nuclear Bunker
A great personality
Good Looks

I seem to get all the gals. But I can no longer get one since my rep was ruined at college as I was dating 5 gals and had to dump them all and they found out I was dating them all.....

Now how do I find the "1" ?

Well I was obviously using a figure of speech...

I sure want beyond the best.

So let me get this straight, you have a useable ROC post and you're asking why you keep losing them? How are you actually restraining them down there and are you remembering to lock the hatch when you exit?.....please tell me it does lock?

Well this would simply be a creepy move. It has a lock but I could never do this.

Hmm fair enough fair enough.

Have you shown them it though? Chicks love the fallout shelters.

Yes! But I gotta be careful because if Farmer Dad finds out I have got the keys or a GF my access will be fully removed and the GF turned away.

Hmm so your Dad doesn't want you having a girlfriend?