It's not a flippant question. Aesthetically, we're much uglier than girls. Girls have smooth beautiful legs, cute faces, sweet voices, dat ass, they dress nice, smell like heaven, etc.
Guys all look more or less the same. Boring and uninteresting. Especially clothed men, we all look alike! We're hairy, voices are heavy, usually ass not detected, dress like ****, smell even worse. Basically, we're just an unattractive version of girls.
So why do you like us? is it a personality thing?