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Not at all tbh. We chatted for a while and there was no mention of her religion whatsoever. After about half an hour I just asked "Anyway, I feel like we gel together and I think we ought to get out of here, what do you reckon?" - she was just like "Yeah, okay... my parents are away, so we could go to my place if you want?". That was literally it

Deal! AC/DC and a three-way, life doesn't get much better Hope you're up for this @Nirvana1989-1994

Ano, truth be told I just like sharing the story because most people find it hilarious She was obviously just a one-off, I imagine you're totally innocent

Not at all tbh. We chatted for a while and there was no mention of her religion whatsoever. After about half an hour I just asked "Anyway, I feel like we gel together and I think we ought to get out of here, what do you reckon?" - she was just like "Yeah, okay... my parents are away, so we could go to my place if you want?". That was literally it

Deal! AC/DC and a three-way, life doesn't get much better Hope you're up for this @Nirvana1989-1994

Sure am.

Sounds like a porn scenario ...the ending not so much though

Of course she is lol



Yet another thing in common

Sounds like a porn scenario ...the ending not so much though

Of course she is lol



Yet another thing in common

Sure am.

Totally.

Btw, enjoy your threesome.

You did it at her place? Oh my days.

Well.. each to their own...

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Excellent Yay, you can both add "got ran through by Woody" to your list of things in common

Almost, just without the ridiculously cheesey and unrealistic opener and definitely not like a porno once the actual sex started

Excellent Yay, you can both add "got ran through by Woody" to your list of things in common

Did she look like Mia Khalifa? I'm tempted to put a pic here too, but meh... better not



on a ****ing student forum, yeaaah, great

She did a bit as it happens Not quite as fit, which I'm sorta glad about tbh as I'd have been in tears that it didn't really work out but she was pretty hot.

Wouldn't it have been amazing? Both of you crying right there...
*credits roll*

Yep. Her parents and Allah would probably spit-roast me if they got hold of me

I'm so glad that didn't happen. It would have turned from a story I'm happy to share for comic effect, to one I'd have never told a soul due to my eternal shame

Yep. Her parents and Allah would probably spit-roast me if they got hold of me

So this is like, the best story you've got?

Probably Got quite a few though. Few examples are when I had a girl riding on top of me and then all of a sudden she jumped off and puked all down the side of the bed - she'd been drinking red Jacques cider and OMFG the smell!... there was also the time I'd been seeing an FWB for a while, we got really experimental and I was hitting the #2 spot, all of a sudden I heard this squelch and all this brownish liquid came running down my thighs - turned out, she'd used a douche but overdid it and some of the water stayed in there... and there was the time I pulled, went to the Johnny machine before leaving but it was empty... so we got the cab to stop at an overnight Tesco garage on the way home and all they had was Tesco Featherlite, so I went witht those - I dunno what's up with those things, but I got an actual friction burn on my bell-end

Probably Got quite a few though. Few examples are when I had a girl riding on top of me and then all of a sudden she jumped off and puked all down the side of the bed - she'd been drinking red Jacques cider and OMFG the smell!... there was also the time I'd been seeing an FWB for a while, we got really experimental and I was hitting the #2 spot, all of a sudden I heard this squelch and all this brownish liquid came running down my thighs - turned out, she'd used a douche but overdid it and some of the water stayed in there... and there was the time I pulled, went to the Johnny machine before leaving but it was empty... so we got the cab to stop at an overnight Tesco garage on the way home and all they had was Tesco Featherlite, so I went witht those - I dunno what's up with those things, but I got an actual friction burn on my bell-end

How did you react to all this ****?

I'm pretty good at not gagging when disgusting things are happening, with the puke I just followed her to the toilet after she'd already puked down the side of the bed and held her hair back for her, cause I'm nice like that but with the anal leakage OMG I gagged so hard Was glad to find out in the end that it was probably only about 10% s*** rather than pure diarrhea With the condom/cock-burn, I just sulked like for a week because I couldn't even masturbate