Is being dead bad for you?
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Hey, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger 
EDIT: Oh wait...
EDIT: Oh wait...
(edited 7 years ago)
once you have died you are able to apply for reincarnation. you need a firm and an insurance choice. whether your application is successful depends on how many UCAS* points you have amassed during the current lifetime.
If there are too many applicants for the available reincarnation hosts then you will be offered one from Clearing.
please be aware that babies of Hollywood celebrities are always hugely oversubscribed.*
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If there are too many applicants for the available reincarnation hosts then you will be offered one from Clearing.
please be aware that babies of Hollywood celebrities are always hugely oversubscribed.*
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Spoiler
Well people choose death over life so can't be bad!
Death = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No job
No job = No house
No house = Homeless
Homeless = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death
Moral of the story: Don't die
No study = Fail
Fail = No job
No job = No house
No house = Homeless
Homeless = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death
Moral of the story: Don't die
Well if you are dead you no longer exist.So no its not bad.Its just nothing.
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