[Jangrafess]

He's in the attachment.

Bids into me please.

Seems to be enough interest in the thread we're all mistaking.

He's called Nigel, and he likes trains.

[Clubber Lang]

Give ya a fiver..but only to use as a non sexual slave.

[Jangrafess]

He's up for that. Just wants company, really.

[Clubber Lang]

where is he from? cant be dealing with no accents.

[noaksey]

A brilliant spin off from the other thread haha!!!

[Jangrafess]

(Original post by Clubber Lang)
where is he from? cant be dealing with no accents.

I'll ask.

Alabama, unfortunately. I can knock off a quid to make up for that if you like?

[kidintheriot]

Got any others for sale?

[Jangrafess]

I do actually.

Paul, from Bristol: first attachment

Dave, from Welling: second.

[kidintheriot]

Does Dave have any hobbies? Or perhaps a criminal record? One needs to be aware of these things; I've made my fair share of mistakes in the boyfriend-purchasing business.

[Sausage]

Michael! Why are you offering to sell yourself?!

[Jangrafess]

Ah, yes, of course - personalities. Far more important than looks.

Dave likes potato gardening and nunwear. He's a dedicated golfer, and speaks 1 language. The only time he's been in trouble with the police was for being drunk once, outside a chip shop.

Paul reads porn. Not looks at, reads. That says it all for him.

EDIT: *negs Zoe*

[Sausage]

(Original post by Jangrafess)
Ah, yes, of course - personalities. Far more important than looks.

Dave likes potato gardening and nunwear. He's a dedicated golfer, and speaks 1 language. The only time he's been in trouble with the police was for being drunk once, outside a chip shop.

Paul reads porn. Not looks at, reads. That says it all for him.

EDIT: *negs Zoe*

Again Jangra... why are you describing yourself?

[kidintheriot]

I think I'll pass on Dave then. I don't want my man able to speak.

[Jangrafess]

Desperation.

EDIT: kidintheriot - Paul's nice.

[noaksey]

What about this bloke?

[Jangrafess]

Ooh, I'll give you £4.50 for him. I may be able to sell him on.

[musicbloke]

This is rather like the Russian women Acumen were selling.

MB

[Jangrafess]

Mine want more than just a home though. They desire company.

[Mush]

^^^ The gold hardware costs extra, I'd imagine.

[kidintheriot]

But Paul can read. That's not a safe man to have around the house.
Oh and Noaksey, I'm a big fan of the website address.