Looking over the forum, half of it seems to be taken up with questions about the SAQ. So, in order to spare the sanity of older members (i.e. the people you actually want answering your questions!) I've formed this. All new threads started on this topic will be either closed or merged as I see most appropriate.
Can I, however, ask for at least a teeny weeny bit of common sense when it comes to these things though? Ask yourself if you really think it's that important before making a tit of yourself on here...