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Ok. How many times a day is necessary? I mean, is once going to be enough? I want to get this sorted as soon as possible.
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Sandhu
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Once probably won't be enough. It varies from person to person really, but I'd generally advise about 3 times a day of strenuous 'work'. It sounds like a lot of effort, but its worth it.

Just be careful though, you don't want to end up like Jr from my wife and kids. Thats an embarrassing situation to explain to your doctor.
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aeiou81
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No. One will most certainly not be enough. I believe seven should do it, and any more will also most certainly reduce your buttsize.
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Sandhu
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aeiou81
No. One will most certainly not be enough. I believe seven should do it, and any more will also most certainly reduce your buttsize.


Seven? He's not a machine, dammit! :eek:
Jonah Ramone
Ok. How many times a day is necessary? I mean, is once going to be enough? I want to get this sorted as soon as possible.


*emasculates JR*

MB
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aeiou81
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S a n d h u
Seven? He's not a machine, dammit! :eek:


ergo, he should be castrated as I recommended :biggrin:

*sharpens knife*

EDIT: ^ musicbloke - first come first served
But I don't want to be a testicle-less gimp boy. Should I go to the library toilets now and test your theories?
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Yup. Take a magazine with you, you may need inspiration.
My magazines are at home! I could download some hot porn if only I wasn't at uni >.< It's ok I think I can get one out it might just take a bit longer!
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****. Erm, are you in the library? Check out the arty books, sometimes they have hot naked models.
Good idea! Which floor is the arty stuff? Do you think the classic English stuff might have some naked statues? I'm really getting worried here, I'm desperate for this to work!
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Sandhu
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Second floor, they're right in the corner. There's loads of them, pick the one that tickles your fancy. The classic English stuff does have naked statues, but they're not that hot. Best bet is the Art books, I liked 'Comprehensive Nude Studies'.
That took longer than I expected!

No change though =(
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Sandhu
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Feck, you took your time. Art book didn't do it for you I take it?

Umm, I'm not sure but I think tea bagging might be worth a try :dontknow:
Nah, took me an hour and 15 minutes to find the damn art section! And another 10 to find something suitable.

Second time round was easier. About the same length of time it takes to eat a packet of crisps and a big chocolate cookie, if you want to time it.
Just get laid, I bet there is some spinster librarian who is up for it :hubba:
^ ew :p:
Abeille
Just get laid, I bet there is some spinster librarian who is up for it :hubba:

:puppyeyes:
Abeille
Just get laid, I bet there is some spinster librarian who is up for it :hubba:


Abeille's a spinster librarian??? I always thought she was a widow.

MB
I would feed those hamsters to my Lizards.

Nah i wouldn't really, lol. I can feed them baby mice if i want, but im not that cruel. Cute hammys btw.

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