A review by siege on Nottingham University
July 19th, 2000
Author's product rating:
IT Facilities Acceptable
Libraries Good
Societies/Clubs Good
Accommodation Good
Nightlife Excellent
Pros: great place, nice people, good piss ups, academically good
Cons: too many tossers
Recommend to potential buyers: yes
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If Nottingham was not full of baseball cap wearing, VW Golf driving, public school boy, rugby playing, mumsy and pa saying, drinking games and kebab kings members shoving hammer handles up their arses to become a member of the rugby club then it would be a good place. Unfortunately, most of the people who attend are tossers. If you go for an open day, count how many beige slacks/chinos, brown boater shoes, baseball caps and check shirts (all atopped off with the obligatry traveller's beads - "yah, well after Charterhouse I went to Angola. Ya. No, it wasn't too rough - daddy owns a plantation there"). If you can find the right people you are on to a winner because there is lots to do and loads of cool people once you ignore the knobs. The campus is great as well. If you want to pull girls who are down to earth, though, and who do not check out whether your shoes have the correct Prada stripe, go to Manchester or Leeds - they're loving it up there.