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too many hard ons lol

Reply 20

Cowberg

13

imtired

I flip my erection up into my waistband. It hides it and it feels awesome.

Is that what you're doing in your profile pic?

Reply 21

tom_tom_tom

18

imtired

Every damn morning i get a stiffy on the bus. It's warm, the seat vibrates against my behind, and there are people wearing next to nothing getting on and off and even sitting next to you.

I don't even get them that easily or often, maybe it's because it's morning and i'm always in a rush so i don't even have time to get one and let it go flaccid.

*side steps away*

QUICKLY

Reply 22

emilina

17

sorry but lol to all of you blokes :p:

did anyone watch my video? apart from onearmbandit (thanks for the rep :biggrin:

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Reply 23

onthejubileeline

My friend used to have that problem - but he used to just stand there with it proudly, and if someone noticed/looked his way disgustedly, he'd just go like: :hubba:

Reply 24

emilina

17

imtired

That video was just funny, but i've tried all of those things before..

what even the random science fair model at the bus stop? :p:

Reply 25

Not Invented Yet

12

Hehe this thread makes me giggle. I'm so glad I don't have a penis :biggrin:

Did you know, in ancient Rome it was perfectly fine to be naked in public, but it was illegal to openly have an erection in public? So you'd just be wandering around in your birthday suit and then suddenly have to jump behind a bush or something... haha.

Reply 26

Anonymous #1

I was on the bus once and as I stood up to get ready to alight, my dick was hard for no apparent reason. It was busy so people were quite squashed together. There was a woman in front of me and she bent down and my hard on rubbed against her. She slowly stood back up and looked behind. I was so embarassed and just gave her a sorry look. She just smiled, cleared her throat and walked off.

Reply 27

imtired

emilina

what even the random science fair model at the bus stop? :p:

Lol tried that with my bag...why is that girl looking at him like that anyway, is she trying to arouse him on purpose?

Reply 28

AfricanPhantom

You should of winked at her, not looked sorry!

Reply 29

Severo

Anonymous

I was on the bus once and as I stood up to get ready to alight, my dick was hard for no apparent reason. It was busy so people were quite squashed together. There was a woman in front of me and she bent down and my hard on rubbed against her. She slowly stood back up and looked behind. I was so embarassed and just gave her a sorry look. She just smiled, cleared her throat and walked off.

ROFL

Reply 30

username47781

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randomgirl

I'm glad I have a vagina for this very reason.

I think the whole sporadic erection happens to lots of guys. Just do your best to disguise it and think of non-sexual things.