Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!

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  1. Cj-Tj's Avatar
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    Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    What the hell am I to do? Sex is possible when we use lube to help me get in, once im in things are fine. Masturbating isnt painful, but when I do normal things like go to the toilet or try and wash it hurts.

    Help!!! .....

    Please..... :confused:
  2. Harv616's Avatar
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    Go to your GP
  3. LeeC's Avatar
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    Erm go to the docs/ take it easy until it heals?
  4. Flick The Switch's Avatar
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    Snapped your what now?
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    You should get it checked out and patched, if its still hanging on, maybe consider a circumcision.

    And these topic titles make me shudder. Lol.
  7. Redemption's Avatar
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    If it's not a major snap, it should heal on its own.
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    I'd go to the Dr and not have sex until you've consulted one. I'd assume there was alot of blood / pain when the incident occured and so you'd have wanted to seek medical advice.
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    what a bastard, everytime someone says that, i end up crossing my legs in fear.

    i really dont envy you.

    anyhoos, go to the doctors and have them check it out, lay off the sex till it heals and no playing with yourself.
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    all i can say is, ouch.
    go your GP son.
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    (Original post by Keni)
    You should get it checked out and patched, if its still hanging on, maybe consider a circumcision.

    And these topic titles make me shudder. Lol.
    I shuddered and crossed my legs and I'm a girl!
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    Ahh it makes me cringe. You just need to go easy.
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    ouch!
    hope it gets better soon, this was on here recently...scared me so i looked around, apparently its a few days to recover - best part of a week or two max
  14. Petit chou's Avatar
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    i thought this was a music question then noticed it was in the h&r forum and became interested lol.
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    Leave it until it heals.

    Obviously.
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    argh omg not the banjo string! I feel so much sympathy for you.
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    ..
    Last edited by Straggler; 23-10-2012 at 20:43.
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    (Original post by ViolatedTreason)
    what a bastard, everytime someone says that, i end up crossing my legs in fear.

    i really dont envy you.

    anyhoos, go to the doctors and have them check it out, lay off the sex till it heals and no playing with yourself.
    Ditto, and the horrible thing is you can't help but open the thread when it's got that kind of attention from you
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    (Original post by BillV3)
    Ditto, and the horrible thing is you can't help but open the thread when it's got that kind of attention from you
    so very very true, its a bit sick though lol.
  20. Polska's Avatar
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    Re: Snapped My Preverbial Banjo String?!
    sounds horrible you should really go to the doctors I have no idea how this happens!
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