Competition - post a photo you've taken of nature >>

Hilariously inane and rubbish lyrics.

Scroll to see replies

Reply 40

Draconis

Mai ai hee
Mai ai hu
Mai ai ha
Mai ai ha ha
Mai ai hee...

And so on.

Reply 41

Lampshade

"you're like Kevin Spacey, your style is Usually Suspect" - Immortal Technique.

Reply 42

MazalTov89

Danielle89

Most of Razorlight's lyrics

"What a drag it is
The shape Im in
Well I go out somewhere
Then I come home again"

Its all pretty much toss... just like the lead singer actually...

I agree.

"I'm better than Bob Dylan!"...yeah right.

Reply 43

Danielle89

MazalTov89

I agree.

"I'm better than Bob Dylan!"...yeah right.

I saw them live last year at Big Weekend by Radio 1 and they were nothing special. It was like he was putting on a play - doing no banter with the crowd and pretty much exactly the same as a gig I'd watched on telly a few weeks before - not much change in set or anything. Arrogant tosser.

And then Snow Patrol came on :biggrin:

Reply 44

jasmine90

Black kids:: Not going to teach your girlfriend how to dance with you.......:

"You are the girl that Ive been dreaming of
ever since i was a little girl..." x2

:s-smilie:

always thought this was really strange...
lesbian maybe? but that doesnt make sense cos its about her boyfriend hmm....

Reply 45

Danielle89

Draconis

Mai ai hee
Mai ai hu
Mai ai ha
Mai ai ha ha
Mai ai hee...

And so on.

cant think of that song without thinking of this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o

Reply 46

Draconis

Danielle89

cant think of that song without thinking of this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o

That's hilarious! :biggrin:

Reply 47

King4eva

21 questions

"i love you like a fat kid loves cake"

Reply 48

Amy_J

"I've got soul but I'm not a soldier" is pretty awful.

Reply 49

Helio)))sophist

shhhh
c'mon, c'mon
my best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
he carries them all over the town
at least he tries
oh look it stopped snowing

Her stories are boring and stuff
She’s always calling my bluff

(interpol)

Reply 50

__natalie__

the one that really makes me laugh at the moment is in that DREADFUL flo rida song:

'shorty was hot like a toaster'.
sorry, but i think comparing a girl to a kitchen appliance is scraping the lyrical barrel, somewhat.
:|.

Reply 51

emmarainbow

Some good ol' David Bowie:

You got crazy legs, you got amazing head
You got rings on your fingers and your hair's hot red
You got wit from my tongue, name on the sun
I gotcha going to my breast
Cause you're the only one, who uses school to pleasure

You make me act real gone, you make me trawl along
I had to ravish your capsule, suck you dry
Feel the teeth in your bone, heal ya head with my own
Why if I don't have you home, we'll have to fight alone
Hang all together

Velvet Goldmine, you stroke me like the rain
Snake it, take it, panther princess you must stay
Velvet Goldmine, naked on your chain
I'll be your king volcano right for you again and again
My Velvet Goldmine

You're my taste, my trip, I'll be your master zip
I'll suck your hair for kicks, you'll make me jump to my feet
So you'll give me your hand, give me your sound
Let my sea wash your face, I'm falling, I can't stand
Oooh! Put your mink on

Velvet Goldmine, you stroke me like the rain
Snake it, take it, panther princess you must stay
Velvet Goldmine, naked on your chain
I'll be your king volcano right for you again and again
My Velvet Goldmine

Oh
Shoot you down, bang bang

Velvet Goldmine, you stroke me like the rain
Snake it, take it, panther princess you must stay
Velvet Goldmine, naked on your chain
I'll be your king volcano right for you again and again
My Velvet Goldmine

bwa??

And System of a Down:

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!
Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat (beat the meat),
Treat the feet (treat the feet)
To the sweet, milky seat

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecotta terracotta pie!

Oh dear... lol!

Reply 52

Ziggy_Stardust

Everything by Scouting for Girls. I hate their stupid awful half-rhymes, but I really hate the way they feel the need to say 'lovely' as if it's got three syllables in it. Eww.

Reply 53

abigail_92

__natalie__

well what about this:

She's a strawberry milkshake.
She's as sweet as a peach, but she's ice cold.

scouting for girls
love most of there songs but this is just strange

Reply 54

abc101

"I'll take a shower, I will scour, I will rub" - WTF?!!!
and
"The alphabet runs right from A to Z" - Right, that it does, thanks for that.

Both from 'Never Ever' by All Saints. Ridiculous lyrics, they're just stupid!

"I stumble into town, just like a sacred cow, visions of swastikas in my head, plans for everyone"
and
"I'll ruin everything you are, I'll give you television, I'll give you eyes of blue, I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world"

"No way no way, ma na ma na, no way no way, ma na ma na (you get the picture)... don't get fresh with me"

'No Way No Way' by Vanilla. Utter dross.

Both 'China Girl' by David Bowie. He is weird.

Reply 55

Bateman

Someone search TSR for "what shud my stage name be"

and you'll see the worst lyrics in the world.

Reply 56

Complex Simplicity

"I love you like a fat kid love cake"

50 cent 21 questions- the 21st being: how did you get to number 1 again?

Reply 57

J...

They call me STACE-ceeeeee
Thats not my name...

pretty much anything by the Ting Tings

Reply 58

Kizz91

MazalTov89

Anything that's written by Kate Nash. For example:

"And she says I'm never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever, yeah, I'm never ever ever ever ever ever ever, yeah, I'm never ever ever ever ever ever ever gunna unglue my lips from being together
She said I'm never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever, yeah, I'm never ever ever ever ever ever ever, yeah, I'm never ever ever ever ever ever ever evereverevereverevereverevereverever gunna unglue my lips from being together"

WHAT.

Kate Nash is ironic. Duuuuhhhhh :p:

Reply 59

abc101

Oo, I missed out these legendary lyrics! Everyone should go and listen to 'Love You Tender' by Danny Ja Armi!

"I love you, I wanna love you tender,
You could be my only sweet surrender,
I would never bring you any kind of sorrow

You love me, you wanna love me tender,
How can I be sure you're not pretender?
You want me today, but what about tomorrow?

Oh, you're absolutely fine,
Your lips are taste of wine, :p:

I'd like to think you're mine
And if I could touch your hand,
This rock would turn to sand,
So this is where we stand

You love me, you wanna love me tender,
How can I be sure you're not pretender?
You want me today, but what about tomorrow?

I love you, I wanna love you tender,
I just want to be your loving fender, - WHAT?!!!
I would like to take you, I know I can't deceive you

I love you, I do can be so tender,
I can be your only sweet surrender,
And if you give your heart, I'll never ever leave you

Oh, you're absolutely fine,
Your lips are taste of wine,
I'd like to think you're mine
And if I could touch your hand,
This rock would turn to sand,
So this is where we stand

If we all say 'Wanna love you tender,'
No one has to be a great pretender,
And this world would be a better place to live in."

Whoever wrote those lyrics is INSANE.