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Reply 80
NoQualms
No doubt he's an idiot but maybe you don't understand what he's saying-it's all slang

and Bathing Ape-is a very expensive designer not literally bathing apes lol.

Super soak that ho is referring to ejaculation

Superman that ho-is disgusting and makes no biological sense; an ejaculation on a girls back and then you stick paper to it and then it flies up like superman's cape-CUM IS NOT STICKY! :confused:


LOL at ur piece by piece explanation.

BTW have u seen ice t dissin soulja boy?? Search it on youtube, it is hilarious!!!


oh and don't forget about lil wayne, he speaks on the most random and silly topics ever and strings them together, calling it music. And people actually buy it!!!
22KT22
So I said I'm a snowball running
Running down into the spring that's coming all this love
Melting under blue skies
Belting out sunlight shimmering love.

Well baby I surrender
To the strawberry ice cream.
Never ever end of all this love
Well I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your love
Ohh

i think these are quite weird... tis accidently in love by Counting crows.


Adam Duritz is a legend though :biggrin: - "Everytime she sneezes I believe it's love.." Anna Begins - Counting Crows :smile:
I LOVE fall of troy/mars volta, but I have to admit that they must have been strung out on something stronger than crack for some song writing sessions.
Ill post lyrics I find particularly "wha..?" when I have more time :p:
Reply 83
hahaha this thread is filled to the brim with gold.

I have nothing to add that hasn't already been said though =/ hmmm
Reply 84
champagne, by sugarcult. not totally ridiculous, but one line
"love is like novacaine/ and it leaves a little stain"
LOL
Reply 85
"My cock is much bigger than yours"
-System of a down

and of course Fix up look sharp by Mr Dizzee Rascal.


I stay sweet as a nut, sweet like Tropicana,
When the hammer hits, your head splits like banana
Your not ready for this girl,
You better send your best soldiers, 'cos this is Captain Rascal!
More destructive and troublesome than ever,
I'll probably be doing this, probably forever,
Fellas wanna stop me don't probably come together,
Its probable they'll stop me, probably never,
You Topman, Topman, hard toppa toppa,
Come to me with an attitude, come a cropper,
I'm old school like Happy Shopper,
I fight old school, bring your bat and your chopper,
And a First Aid Kit, and some antiseptic, this could get hectic,
I'm a done accept it, you got a bright future,
Don't let my **** affect it!
Reply 86
^that's not that terrible
Reply 87
i just have to put this one down because it's been annoying me all my life:

blazin' squad - Flip Reverse

'This girl dont know that she'll be dealin with melo,
i see you grindin in the club cheeks soft like a pillow,
make you hotter than an oven if ya gimme a second,
cos i'm consistant, when it comes
to pleasing girls i'm a blessing...'

as sung by Melo D

haha!
Reply 88
baker9
i just have to put this one down because it's been annoying me all my life:

blazin' squad - Flip Reverse

'This girl dont know that she'll be dealin with melo,
i see you grindin in the club cheeks soft like a pillow,
make you hotter than an oven if ya gimme a second,
cos i'm consistant, when it comes
to pleasing girls i'm a blessing...'

as sung by Melo D

haha!


PMSL Blazin' Squad :biggrin: wow havnt heard about them for forever!!

Also anything ever written by Goldie looking chain is terrible
Reply 89
actually whoever posted the words to barbie girl, i think any Aqua song can join that
especially candyman

Spoiler



Also we're going to Ibiza - Vengaboys

Spoiler

Eminem - My First Single
Hickory Dickory Dirk Diggler
Look at me work wizardry with these words
Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain
22 jerks and a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
What am I saying, allow me to run it back and rewind it
rrrbb lemme ask you again
Am I just jerkin the chain
Am I bizerk or insane
Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
Working the damn camera filming one of them
Paris Hilton home made pornos
Who keeps tilting the lens at an angle
Chicka Chicka
Just recently somebody just discovered
Britney and Justin videotapes of them ****ing
When they were just musketeers in the Mickey Mouse club
And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them
Cause they could've sworn someone said Nuh-
And then tried to erase and record over it
But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
Ga-Uh and then the come to find out it was Justin
Saying "I'm gonna come!"



Eminem - Rain Man

Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, but! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ooo eee oo ah ah, ching chang walla walla bing bang!

no idea where this came from??


The Witch Doctor!! I remember that, crazy 90s song! Wow :smile:
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta
Terracotta pie!

Vicinity of Obscenity
System of a Down

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By far... I love the song, but I'm always thinking wtf afterwards, and laughing hysterically.
"Hi my name is Bob and I work at my job
I make forty-some dollars a day
I used to be the man in my hometown
'til I started to lose my way"
Losing My Way - Justin Timberlake

Most hideous start to a song ever.
Reply 94
Its a little bit funny this feeling inside
Im not one of those who can easily hide
I dont have much money but boy if I did
Id buy a big house where we both could live

etc etc. Love Elton John's music but his lyrics are like a primary school poem.
Reply 95
P.S. You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it

P.P.S. I know I'm not the greatest rapper in the world, but please baby please baby be my girl (1000 Clowns - [Not The] Greatest Rapper - LOVE the song, it's hilarious!)
Reply 96
that bloomin Kate Nash one...foundations....that's pants
Reply 97
22KT22
actually whoever posted the words to barbie girl, i think any Aqua song can join that
especially candyman


True. But the only Aqua song I had the (mis)fortune of hearing was "Barbie Girl"

:P:
Reply 98
The whole of 'Because I Got High' by Afroman...

"I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high"

"I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high"
Put a donk on it. :frown:

Why?

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