Lack of morning erection

surprisingly it wasn't. I was too tired to care and it wasn't like either of us ever mentioned it again. But of course i would have prefered my mum not to see my hard cock.

More embarrassing was this time ( i can't believe i'm typing this lol) my gf and i were a bit drunk and she was giving me a handjob. Sadly she pulled a little hard and split my foreskin. Blood going everywhere i panicked and ran into my parent's room (mum is a nurse) and go ''my cock's bleeding'' then my dad looks at it and said (this is so wrong) ''your mum's done that to me, it'll be fine just leave it to heal''. he was right, it healed very quickly and has been fine since lol. Now THAT was embarassing.

Also one of my mates from school was caught ******* in the kitchen by his mum lol. he thought he had the house to himself. (he was brave to tell me this ****). His father still takes the piss out of him for it when i'm round his house

omg imagine having breakfast with your family and then the table suddenly rises up on your side and all the plates start falling off the table and you're mums like "wtf?!" and your lil bro is like "earthquake!" and then your dad is like "i think we need a little talk son"

omg im glad im a girl, that must be sooooooo embarassing

but having one is healthier than not having one i guess

Penises are a few inches long and made of erectile tissue. They're not frigging car jacks.

I'm surprised at how few girls know about morning erections. It's not actually due to being aroused, it's due to blood flow and sleep cycles and something like that.

i aim to please

lol and for that you deserve a rep

lol. When i was 14 i got them every single morning (puberty is when they are most common) and my mum used to do this thing where if i wouldn't get up she'd pull the covers off (i slept in pyjamas). But one night it was really hot so i slept naked. SO next morning mum pulls off the covers and i have a rock hard cock lol. I remember vividly how loud she screamed

surprisingly it wasn't. I was too tired to care and it wasn't like either of us ever mentioned it again. But of course i would have prefered my mum not to see my hard cock.

More embarrassing was this time ( i can't believe i'm typing this lol) my gf and i were a bit drunk and she was giving me a handjob. Sadly she pulled a little hard and split my foreskin. Blood going everywhere i panicked and ran into my parent's room (mum is a nurse) and go ''my cock's bleeding'' then my dad looks at it and said (this is so wrong) ''your mum's done that to me, it'll be fine just leave it to heal''. he was right, it healed very quickly ******* in the kitchen by his mum lol. he thought he had the house to himself. (he was brave to tell me this ****). His father still takes the piss out of him for it when i'm round his house

omg do you wake up with one everyday?!

wow

lol. When i was 14 i got them every single morning (puberty is when they are most common) and my mum used to do this thing where if i wouldn't get up she'd pull the covers off (i slept in pyjamas). But one night it was really hot so i slept naked. SO next morning mum pulls off the covers and i have a rock hard cock lol. I remember vividly how loud she screamed

I wish i did not have morning erections, do you know how annoying it can be?

surprisingly it wasn't. I was too tired to care and it wasn't like either of us ever mentioned it again. But of course i would have prefered my mum not to see my hard cock.

More embarrassing was this time ( i can't believe i'm typing this lol) my gf and i were a bit drunk and she was giving me a handjob. Sadly she pulled a little hard and split my foreskin. Blood going everywhere i panicked and ran into my parent's room (mum is a nurse) and go ''my cock's bleeding'' then my dad looks at it and said (this is so wrong) ''your mum's done that to me, it'll be fine just leave it to heal''. he was right, it healed very quickly and has been fine since lol. Now THAT was embarassing.

Also one of my mates from school was caught ******* in the kitchen by his mum lol. he thought he had the house to himself. (he was brave to tell me this ****). His father still takes the piss out of him for it when i'm round his house

surprisingly it wasn't. I was too tired to care and it wasn't like either of us ever mentioned it again. But of course i would have prefered my mum not to see my hard cock.

More embarrassing was this time ( i can't believe i'm typing this lol) my gf and i were a bit drunk and she was giving me a handjob. Sadly she pulled a little hard and split my foreskin. Blood going everywhere i panicked and ran into my parent's room (mum is a nurse) and go ''my cock's bleeding'' then my dad looks at it and said (this is so wrong) ''your mum's done that to me, it'll be fine just leave it to heal''. he was right, it healed very quickly and has been fine since lol. Now THAT was embarassing.

Also one of my mates from school was caught ******* in the kitchen by his mum lol. he thought he had the house to himself. (he was brave to tell me this ****). His father still takes the piss out of him for it when i'm round his house

I wish I didn’t wake up with one every morning! Thing scares the hell out of my housemate! ...Maybe I should get a dressing gown.

Are they male or female? And why does it scare them? lol...

Female... and because no one wants to see their friends hard on before they have had their coffee.