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Reply 40

ji38pkn685

Kagutsuchi

put something dirty on your bum

Wait... you mean like, poo? :confused:

Reply 41

trm90

puddlove

Wait... you mean like, poo? :confused:

WHAT!? There's POO on BUMS!? :eek:

Reply 42

ji38pkn685

trm90

WHAT!? There's POO on BUMS!? :eek:

I hope not :frown:

Reply 43

chingquey

Best exchange of words ever :rofl:

Reply 44

trm90

puddlove

I hope not :frown:

Oh goooooooood

I'm seeing my GP IMMEDIATELY.

Reply 45

graemematt

Sorry, but is this new crazy bumhole thing the latest crazy trend kids are doing these days?? When did I get too old and traditional to think, "oh yes, can you please put your finger up there"? :s-smilie:

To the OP: it's not really natural that behaviour is it. So maybe best you let her know that you find it off-putting. Then, if she does it again, you could always stick some ketchup around there then when she finds "blood" on her finger say "well i TOLD you not to, but WHAT DID YOU DO?!" :biggrin:

Reply 46

ji38pkn685

trm90

Oh goooooooood

I'm seeing my GP IMMEDIATELY.

I think someone forgot to go anon :wink:

Reply 47

yeomans_12

stew1988

Ye I have told her I dont like it.. And ye she has tried to, well she has asked to.. but I said no..

licks it love it lol but suppose it aint for everyone though :wink:

cant u just tell her straight it does your head in lol

Reply 48

Aconite

I understand, OP, that your bumhole is not exposed at petrol stations. However, I do still fail to understand the logistics of the thing - you get out of the car, your girlfriend gets out, and then she starts hacking at your arsecrack through your jeans, there on the garage forecourt?

Reply 49

Usman938

Give her an almighty Alaskan Bitch Slap.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+bitch+slap

Reply 50

JD8891

Usman938

Give her an almighty Alaskan Bitch Slap.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+bitch+slap

Lol!!!!

piitb

LOL the almighty alaskan bitch slap sounds so funny

Reply 53

Snore

Aconite

What a fantastic choice of words

Reply 54

TommyWannabe

I think a carefully timed 'shart' is in order.

Reply 55

Adam G Manning

In context of sex - Cool, fine, whatever.
Out and about - inapropriate.

Reply 56

fabo89

TommyWannabe

I think a carefully timed 'shart' is in order.

And what if she liked that???

Then the poor guy will be expected to 'shart' himself,on cue,in a public place.dont go there my friend.

Reply 57

Teofilo

My god this is a cracking thread indeed..

Reply 58

U_Avin_A_Laff

you get to give her anal, whats your problem?

you gotta meet her half way

Reply 59

cjgbr

Ministerdonut

I have had a girl do me with a strap-on before in exchange for doing her there and I kind of liked it! But anyway I wouldn't want my girlfriend sticking her fingers up my bum in a public place (petrol station!) and apart from that would you want her cooking for you if she has had her fingers up your arse, make sure she washes her hands at the very least.

So I would in your position lay down the law to confine it to the bedroom thats if you like it. If you don't like it at all tell her. If she continues not to listen I suggest doing her doggy style and missing. Although if she likes that you are up **** creek (literally).

Why is their a warning on this post?