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Reply 20
AnonyMatt
I couldn't stop laughing at TURD BURGLAR.
LOLOLOL.

:oops: i was a turd burgular once :ninja:
Now that was odd...
Reply 22
That was...

Odd.
malaz_197
:oops: i was a turd burgular once :ninja:


LMFAO
Reply 24
Turd burgular. Funniest thing I've heard at 4:30am for while
Reply 25
Ah I got this ages ago, still makes me laugh.
Reply 26
Having worked where I work for 3 years, I have no shame when it comes to using the toilet at work, despite it being predominantly female. And of course when you have been gone longer than a couple of minutes they know where you are. However if I hear anyone entering the bathroom I will wait for them to leave again before continuing.
I do feel sorry for the lady who has to sit in the cash office next door though, there is an air vent in the wall between the 2 rooms...
Lmao brilliant!
This thread made my day :rofl:
As far as pooing is concerned, I am still FIRMLY in the closet at work on that one.
Reply 30
onthejubileeline
As far as pooing is concerned, I am still FIRMLY in the closet at work on that one.


You do ***** in the closet? Ew.
LH123
You do ***** in the closet? Ew.


Lol, only if there's paper availible :wink:
Reply 32
onthejubileeline
Lol, only if there's paper availible :wink:


Wouldn't be much of a work place if they didn't have paper in the closet.
LH123
Wouldn't be much of a work place if they didn't have paper in the closet.


Lucky for me then, eh? :rolleyes:
You forgot to mention the one where you try and make it hit the back of the bowl to prevent a rather embarassing splash. Called "The Slider"
One of my friends had a habit of blocking the toilet at work. :teehee:

The boss caught onto him and banned him from using it. :awesome:

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