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have you ever tried performing auto fellatio?

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    just what the title says
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    NO way you sick freak
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    god.. you must be so bendy :rolleyes:
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    If all men could *I assume there are a few men who could* then there'd be no need to assistance.
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    If I could.... why on earth would I waste time on TSR?
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    I bet if any man could then he would!
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    (Original post by music_chick)
    I bet if any man could then he would!
    you have no idea how wrong you are
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    i tried it once and i managed to lick my bell end it was very nice
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    Tried and failed.
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    I figured I can't touch my toes so there's no way I'm going to be able to suck my dick.

    My theory is that if everyone could auto-fellate it would be considered normal. We'd just do it instead of using our hands.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Tried and failed.
    Ditto
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    I failed - if only I'd stuck at gym I might be more bendy :p:

    (Original post by music_chick)
    I bet if any man could then he would!
    Would the same be true of women?
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    i cant even get close


    I told my mate about it, he thought that he'd be able to do it, so i went out the room and he tried


    got the whole head in, but said it sucked (no pun intended )


    moral of the story: buy a fleshlight.
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    At least a dozen people replying to this thread will have first attempted to direct their mouths in the direction of their crotches, I guarantee it.
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    Tried once, to see if I could even get that far and failed.

    Personally I don't think it would do much. Like, you can't really tickle yourself, can you?
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    Sick, I just searched wikipedia for autofellatio and there is a photograph of a guy doing it. I threw up a little in my mouth.
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    The fact you put fellatio into Wiki....
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    Apparently, 3 in 1000 men can.

    As a woman, I'm not going to bother trying; tain't gonna happen.
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    (Original post by emmarainbow)
    Apparently, 3 in 1000 men can.

    As a woman, I'm not going to bother trying; tain't gonna happen.
    theres a forum dedicated to it, with tutorial videos etc


    any man can work themselves to doing it (unless they have a tiny tinker), its just a case of getting fit and flexible
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    I'm doing it right now.
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