(Original post by Laurah5498)
Detention every night for 6 weeks for trying to photocopy my friend's head.
Phone call home for breaking a boys nose for lifting my skirt up in the playground
Phone call home for throwing the metal water jug at the dinnerlady who used to stand over me and watch me eat. I eat with my knife in my left hand so she made me swap them over and wouldn't let me leave until I'd finished me dinner.
Detention for accidentally kicking someone in the face on the climbing frame. She stood right in front of me and didn't move when I told her to.
Detention for playing hairdressers in a Maths lesson with my friend.
Isolation for having brown hair. I used to dye my hair all sorts of colours when I was at school and I'd had blue hair the week before. I dyed it brown cause I was trying to dye it another colour and I got dragged into my HoY office for it because brown isn't a natural colour apparently. I questioned whether she was an actual teacher and got sent to the deputy head. He was laughing as he took me to Isolation.
Isolation again for hair dye. I was blonde this time and I got hauled off there when I asked why the girl with bright green weave in her hair was allowed to roam free and I was being punished.
Phone call home for asking my HoY whether she sat on her fat arse all day.
Phone call home for reporting my HoY for harassment. She liked to follow me around school to make sure I was behaving. She did that every day for most of the year and the governors got involved and told her to back off. She follows my sister around trying tog et her into trouble but my sister is too shy to say anything to anyone!
Detention for having pink hair. I accept that one.
Detention for pointing out all of the loopholes in the school rules. I lovingly typed them all out, pointed out the flaws and gave them to my HoY and the deputy heads. I was thanked by a detention slip.
Isolation for not wearing a clip on tie. I'd ordered one through the school and it didn't come until the last day of Year 11! They made the ridiculous new school uniform compulsory for all years even though it cost £50 for a blazer. Most of year 11 refused and they gave up with us when they realised that they couldn't have an extra 120 students in isolation!
Detention for convincing a cover teacher that an oversized paper hat provided me with all my intelligence.
Stern telling off for wearing pink, purple, red, orange and blue eyeliner on various occasions. I got in the most trouble for the red though cause it made me look stoned apparently!
I got told off for setting someone's hair on fire in a science lesson. I wasn't even in that group so goodness knows what happened!
I was told off a lot at school. It was so boring so I made my own entertainment!