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REVENGE - Pranks on housemates

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    disturbing sleep is always the best thing to do
    toast crumbs are evil while trying to sleep so just scrape them all in their beds
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    (Original post by AshMashMash)
    Or, the sensible idea is to pour hot water on it to re-melt it again? Then flush the toilet?
    it'll just re-set itself back down the pipes
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    (Original post by allthetime)
    it'll just re-set itself back down the pipes
    Thats a good point.
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    Draw a penis on their faces in permanent marker and lol as they try and wash it off, then fail and have to go into uni.
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    Just blockade the outside of their room when they're in it asleep, with loads of crap like big chairs and traffic cones and stuff then they can't get out in the morning...hehe. Or do that but hide a (very loud) alarm clock under all that stuff to go off in five minutes. They'll wake up and have to stumble about finding the clock then under all that crap.
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    get some friends.

    when the person your getting back at is asleep do the following.

    empty the entire room, and place outside, including them in their bed, (you may have to get them very drunk so they dont wake up)

    OR

    make a coffin (or borrow one) and put them in it while their asleep
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    wear all their clothes at once
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    You could put urine on a baking sheet and leave it outside (or freezer if you're daring) to freeze. Then you slide it under their locked door and slip the frozen urine cake off, pulling the baking sheet back. Cue victim finding piss soaked carpet.
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    (Original post by CondensedMilk)
    You could put urine on a baking sheet and leave it outside (or freezer if you're daring) to freeze. Then you slide it under their locked door and slip the frozen urine cake off, pulling the baking sheet back. Cue victim finding piss soaked carpet.
    thats pure evil yet genius
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    Why not just piss on the carpet?
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    (Original post by CondensedMilk)
    You could put urine on a baking sheet and leave it outside (or freezer if you're daring) to freeze. Then you slide it under their locked door and slip the frozen urine cake off, pulling the baking sheet back. Cue victim finding piss soaked carpet.
    Surely there's a more obvious way to get that exact result.
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    (Original post by majikthise)
    Why not just piss on the carpet?
    Under a locked door? Not without surgery. Of course, if the gap is large enough you can fit a tube under it, but not everyone has that available. Plus, tubing often leaves a trail towards the door if you're not careful, losing the element of confusion.
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    I once placed eggs on the mechanism which closes the room door in halls for all my flatmates rooms. THe rooms were all ensuite so all my flatmates were already showered and ready to go to uni One egg sucesfull smashed on target others made stains on the floor.
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    Cut a soft toy up, mix some raw meet and LOTS of fake blood into the mess, and leave it in the microwave. Also works with fake arms (ebay is your friend here).

    Another option is the old TCP trick: TCP stinks like the devil's soiled underwear. Someone did this to my housemate: broke into his room and covered everything with TCP. Clothes, towels, bedding, carpet, curtains, the lot.

    Then there's the Period Pad of Doom. Get a period pad (or sanitary towel) and squirt a little fake blood on it. Either pin it to the victim's door or chase them around with it.
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    Butter the floor. Anyone seen that video on Break? A definate winner!
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    (Original post by CondensedMilk)
    Under a locked door? Not without surgery. Of course, if the gap is large enough you can fit a tube under it, but not everyone has that available. Plus, tubing often leaves a trail towards the door if you're not careful, losing the element of confusion.
    You've thought about that waaaay to much!
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    what kind of flooring you you have in the flat??
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    (Original post by CondensedMilk)
    Under a locked door? Not without surgery. Of course, if the gap is large enough you can fit a tube under it, but not everyone has that available. Plus, tubing often leaves a trail towards the door if you're not careful, losing the element of confusion.
    True.
    Plus, describing it in the way you did adds a further "fiendish masterplan" dimension not present if you simply pissed on the floor.

    There's always the old chestnut of setting their homepage to porn just before their significant other comes round?
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    You will need: small hypodermic needle, Horrid liquid of your choice, eg piss, tabasco, room mates food...cake, fruit and veg work best. Then just inject away my friend
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    Sleeping room mates + 2 cans of whipped cream = fun
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