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The Filth Thread Part Deux - Warning!!! Explicit content in potentia, be warned!

So, it's kinda open mic today, feel free to dip your toe into the shimmering waters of the +/- risque :smile:

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visesh
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Why do people talk about sex but are reticent about matters of "manually increasing the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon by repeated linear manipulation" ?
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Muse
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Take cold showers, ppl! :cool:
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timeofyourlife
Take cold showers, ppl! :cool:

Hello TOYL? Fancy seeing you here...
visesh
Why do people talk about sex but are reticent about matters of "manually increasing the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon by repeated linear manipulation" ?

probably for the same reason that you have to use so many euphemisms for it
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~Raphael~
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timeofyourlife
Take cold showers, ppl! :cool:


Does that really work?!
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~Raphael~
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visesh
Why do people talk about sex but are reticent about matters of "manually increasing the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon by repeated linear manipulation" ?



Because to have sex is to be 'cool' and grown-up etc. etc., whereas masturbation is seen as sad, geeky, perhaps pervy...
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~Raphael~
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And religion says it's bad! :eek:
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Kiesha
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~Raphael~
And religion says it's bad! :eek:


It does?! :eek:
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Muse
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visesh
Hello TOYL? Fancy seeing you here...


Ah well, the wonders of the aforementioned new posts button..
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~Raphael~
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wow, slow night...
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~Raphael~
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kieshaxxx
It does?! :eek:



Well in the Bible, it goes on about Onanism 'thou shalt not spill your seed onto the ground' or somesuch... :eek:
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visesh
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kieshaxxx
It does?! :eek:

Robert Winston actually conducted a lecture about it:frown:

Was a very awkward lecture to attend, with my mother sitting 5 rows behind me:rolleyes:
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kingslaw
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Can't you lot just go on porn or something instead of creating these threads?
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Muse
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~Raphael~
Well in the Bible, it goes on about Onanism 'thou shalt not spill your seed onto the ground' or somesuch... :eek:


He was talking about miracle grow :smile:
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kingslaw
Can't you lot just go on porn or something instead of creating these threads?


Oi, speak for yourself...I'm here in a responsible adult fashion.
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~Raphael~
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timeofyourlife
He was talking about miracle grow :smile:


miracle grow for babies, hell yeah :biggrin:
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visesh
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~Raphael~
Well in the Bible, it goes on about Onanism 'thou shalt not spill your seed onto the ground' or somesuch... :eek:

THAT was because back in the day, people thought that there were little men inside 'seed'. Wasting you 'seed' was seen as murder.
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kingslaw
Can't you lot just go on porn or something instead of creating these threads?


What's the difference?! And don;t say "so I don't have to read it" because I gave a big warning so nah nah nah nah nooooony!! :biggrin: :wink: :rolleyes:
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visesh
THAT was because back in the day, people thought that there were little men inside 'seed'. Wasting you 'seed' was seen as murder.



It's still in the Bible though !! :eek:

Atheists are SO smart :biggrin:

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