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Worst joke ever?

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Reply 100
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tpigden
Sprout_hair
What's Mary short for?
She has no legs.


That one made me laugh :woo:
Reply 101
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20083
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DeanK2
What did the captain say to the sailors before they got onto the ship...

Spoiler


lol, I liked that one.
Reply 102
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awlright
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I smell...... LOL!
deazle
I rear ended a car this morning...the driver got out of the other car, and what are the chances, but he was a dwarf!!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

Did you hear about the man who pick-pocketed a dwarf? How could he stoop so low?
Q. why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A. Because it was the chickens day off...

Disgusting i know...
Reply 105
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deazle
I rear ended a car this morning...the driver got out of the other car, and what are the chances, but he was a dwarf!!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

:rofl:
Reply 106
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Joeyiie
Shaun1991
What's white and goes up?

A confused snowflake.

boooo


I saw that inside a Christmas cracker.
I saw a magic tractor the other day
Really?
Yeah, it turned into a field!
jack nicholson

oh rite..
Reply 109
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awlright
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Anybody know any non-malicious racist jokes?
Dr. Unk
So's your mum. :h:

Stop saying that - I will actually keel over. :biggrin:
Reply 111
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20083
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Best way to skin a cat?

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Crazee'
:eek:

hahah you love it really...

deazle
hahaha thats classic

It certainly is...
tpigden
I quite liked those actually, they are a hell of a lot better than the ones in my crackers


That's what SHE said!






I'll get my coat.
What type of food is kept in a sperm bank?

Iced Cream!

What did the beaver say when it hit a wall?

Dam!

:rolleyes:
When is a fountain like a biscuit tin?

When its a square-tin.
Sprout_hair
What's Mary short for?
She has no legs.

Unbelievably good. :biggrin:
- which law governs the behaviour of salad ?

- Cole's law

or

- how many clinical psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

- just the one, it may be hard work and a take a long time but the lightbulb has to have insight and be open to and want to make that change
Reply 118
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chilliann
what is the definition of evil?

locking a blind man in a round room and telling him his dinners in the corner
Reply 119
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LDLibra
chilliann
what is the definition of evil?

locking a blind man in a round room and telling him his dinners in the corner


Lol! Love it! :biggrin:

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