Football Chants/songs

Poor choice of words tbh.

"He's a Munich bastard" it should read. Tut tut. They won't let you in Mary D's with that memory.

Er...yeah. One of these days you're gonna have a dawning realisation re: growing up. The sort of thing that normally happens around the age of 15.

I am perfectly grown up and know how to form my own opinions. I don't care about what you or anybody else thinks about me so .... I'm not going to reply to your posts anymore and I urge you to not reply to this lest you end up on my ignore list.

Meh..

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums.
You **** on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too ******* thick,
In your Liverpool slums.

He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore.

There's only one Arsene Wenger,
Only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a ****ing peadophile.

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Chelsea tomorrow,
And **** on the bastards below, below,
**** on the bastards below.

Is this you?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CviSFHpsj_0

Yeah of course I am that bell end, I will freely admit I am not a hardcore City fan and I may not know every chant word for word (North stand ) but I wouldn't say I was plastic.

Arftastic! Manchester City: The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

Unlike United where every fan sings their heart out every game and every person has been sitting in the same seat for 20 years.