Football Chants/songs

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Celtic_Anthony

Aye, I'm always wary of the "add-ons", but the song is superb.

I've heard it suggested that we sing God Save Ireland, any thoughts? Had a listen myself and it's quite emotive (and catchy).

Whether on the scaffold high
Or the battlefield we die,
Oh, what matter when for Ireland here we fall!

Could work.

Reply 81

J_H123698

Celtic
Rangers
Celtic
Rangers
Celtic
Rangers
Cowdenbeath

Reply 82

Celtic_Anthony

The_Bear

For ever and ever, we'll Follow the Gers
The Glasgow Rangers, the Teddy Bears
For we will be mastered, by whom by no Fenian Bastards
We'll keep the Blue Flag flying high.

Trust you to support the terrorists in Palestine too. You couldn't write that kind of irony.

Fenian you say :eyeball:

As for the terrorists in Palestine, I'd rather they'd decommission and Israel withdraw. 2 state solution ftw :top:

Reply 83

The_Bear

Jim-ie

Rangers confusion at its best, wonder if the thousands of irish fans that go to ibrox every week will catch on??

Got to generalise when you're being racist :wink:

Reply 84

moonshine_1991

"He's only got one eye, he's only got one eye" about Dean Shiels(plays for Hibs)

Reply 85

AndyK67

moonshine_1991

"He's only got one eye, he's only got one eye" about Dean Shiels(plays for Hibs)

Hearts fan I take it?

Reply 86

Celtic_Anthony

AndyK67

Hearts fan I take it?

RUUUUUUUUUUUUDI SKACEL IS...

*slaps own wrist*

Reply 87

moonshine_1991

AndyK67

Hearts fan I take it?

Yep and proud of it. :biggrin:

Reply 88

AndyK67

moonshine_1991

Yep and proud of it. :biggrin:

One of the few then. :wink:

Reply 89

moonshine_1991

AndyK67

One of the few then. :wink:

I take it you support one half of the Old Firm?

Reply 90

scotty01292

Following up from my earlier post:

I realized the way your eyes deceived me
with tender looks that I mistook for love
So take away the flowers that you gave me
And send the kind that you remind me of
Paper Roses
Paper Roses
Oh how real those roses seem to be
But they're only imitation,
Like you imitation love for me
I thought that you would be a perfect lover
You seemed so full of sweetness at the start
But like a big red rose that's made of paper
There isn't any sweetness in your heart
Paper Roses
Paper Roses
Oh how real those roses seem to be
But they're only imitation like you imitation love for me

You're no singing any more
You're no singing any more
You're no singing
You're no singing
You're no singing any more

Hullo Hullo we are the Killie boys
Hullo Hullo we're here to make a noise
We're up to our knees in A*r blood, surrender or you'll die
For we are the Ayrshire Killie boys

One team in Ayrshire
There's only one team in Ayrshire

Reply 91

Celtic_Anthony

moonshine_1991

I take it you support one half of the Old Firm?

No such thing.

Away and have a word with yourself.

Reply 92

moonshine_1991

Celtic_Anthony

No such thing.

Away and have a word with yourself.

No need to ask what team you support. Boric getting a little chunky now, eh? :wink:

Reply 93

Tibbles168

This is not exactly a football chant but a cricket one instead by the Barmy Army but meh, I thought i might as well post it here anyway:
(sung to the tune of the Beatle's Yellow Submarine)
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony etc
:p:

Reply 94

AndyK67

moonshine_1991

I take it you support one half of the Old Firm?

As displayed by my sig up there.

Anyway, back on topic. Some of the Partick Thistle chants are actually quite good.

I know a lassie
A Bonnie Bonnie Lassie
She's as tight as the paper on the wall
She's got legs like a spider
I'd love to ***ing ride her
Mary Fae Maryhill

I was just about to hump her
When her ***s fell out her jumper
And her knees were banging off the wall, Off the Wall!
She's got a big fat belly
Her eyes are ****ing Scaley
Mary Fae Maryhill
--------------------------------------------
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
"Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury"
Shanks said,"No, well I don't think so"
We are the firhill...Shed Boys!
--------------------------------------------
Oh we went down to London,
And Bolton as well,
Went into the Gorgie and kicked them to hell,
We'll drink all your whisky and Newcastle brown,
The Firhill boys are in town,
Nanana OOOH!

Reply 95

olive*

The_Bear

Trust you to support the terrorists in Palestine too.

Wanting to boycott Israeli goods doesn't mean you support Hamas.

Reply 96

Celtic_Anthony

moonshine_1991

No need to ask what team you support. Boric getting a little chunky now, eh? :wink:

It's Boruc. He's always been chunky. More cushion for the pushin' :biggrin:

Great keeper.

Reply 97

moonshine_1991

Celtic_Anthony

It's Boruc. He's always been chunky. More cushion for the pushin' :biggrin:

Great keeper.

He will be on his way out once he loses a bit of the beef.

Reply 98

S23a

Couple of Charlton Athletic ones (mind you, we haven't had much to cheer about recently):

Semedo, woah
Semedo, woah
He comes from Portugal
He ******* hates Millwall
Semedo, woah
Semedo, woah.

Oh Zheng Zhi,
Wherever you may be,
Selling dodgy DVDs,
Must be worse,
At Millwall,
Selling crack to primary schools.

Eleven men went to burn,
Went to burn down Selhurst,
Eleven men,
Ten men,
Nine men,
Eight men,
(etc)
One man,
And his petrol can,
Went to burn down Selhurst.

Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
Your ******* one another,
The <insert team> family.

Reply 99

Celtic_Anthony