I want to be the Jamie Oliver of the bullying world

Start a revolution!

I'd suggest a facebook group to get people to follow. Then make a list of schools in each county, and recruit different people to go to them.

Perhaps start with one county, then work your way from there. I'd suggest "Barnet" in London.
http://www.barnet.gov.uk/schools-secondary.htm?search=true
Gives a list of secondary schools in the area.

I would be willing to join

That's not a bad idea, thanks.

If you do not have so much free time: maybe you should create a pack to offer to schools which could help eliminate bullying. All schools seem to have some sort of "form time", so perhaps create a "game" in which students could discuss what they think of bullying, the effects of bullying, and how to stop bullying. You could also sent them posters and other reasources.

Sort of like the "silver ring" movement, however better maintained than that blue wrist band craze.

Such an original idea :sarcasm:

One problem: how can I get funding for this lol, i'm skint as it is haha

Right, so you want money and fame?

What separates you from Jade Goody?

Go do something useful with yourself, or donate what little you have to the people who are already the 'Jamie Oliver of the bullying world'.

One problem: how can I get funding for this lol, i'm skint as it is haha

So why has nobody succeeded?

Because of the inherent problem of human nature. I think that it will take something much more forceful (and not nececarilly moral) than a couple of pamphlets and a facebook group to make vindictive juveniles to change there ways.

Does your school/college/uni have free printing?

Because of the inherent problem of human nature. I think that it will take something much more forceful (and not nececarilly moral) than a couple of pamphlets and a facebook group to make vindictive juveniles to change there ways.

no, i dont think anywhere does

like what?

Well to truly get people to stop bullying and petty office/school politics involving belittling others it would take a huge effort due to our evolutoinary instinct to pick on the weakest and assert our dominance (the root cause of bullying). Something like a government propoganda scheme with brainwashing and subliminal messaging would stop a lot of it, but as I said would not be moral or justifiable due to its invasion of our minds and actions.

We would also face the problem of where to draw the line. One of the main problems is that bullying transitions into mild cases of 'taking the mick' with no intent of harm quite easily. It would not be that easily controlled.

I respect your goal, it is certainly a justworthy goal and ambition, but the cynic in me does not think it possible.

I appreciate your concerns, but I will make this happen.

Get a cape and a mask and go around school playgrounds teaching those bullies a lesson. You could be antibullyman