Flirty, dirty texts etc

Reply 40

Psycho

8

tropical-twist3

If it's any consolation, I thought you were joking.

Thank you. Aren't we secret lovers?

Reply 41

Titanomachy

13

teenageclay

Hmm on that I think I should kinda come up with it myself tbh, I just need to think of a way to bring it about into conversation, gonna attempt it tonight I think xd
But thanks for the advice ^^

Suit yourself, but you're missing out. I actually impregnated a woman by text, this one time.

I gave her an abortion on facebook though.

Reply 42

sarCAZm

11

Psycho

Text her this:

"Hey girl u r so hot i wanna get sweaty wid u en then wanna cover u in honey and then wipped creme an then lick it off but not before i av poored chocolate over u too an then i will dip u in maple syrup an then i will chew ur neck an then i will squeeze ur thigh an then i will touch u an then u will luv it an then i will make u sweaty an then u will be eetin strawberrys an then ur hot"

I'm not gonna lie..thats one of the most beautiful and romantic things I've ever read....

Reply 43

tropical-twist3

18

Psycho

Thank you. Aren't we secret lovers?

Ssssssshhh! that chocolate, maple syrup and strawberry night of passion "never happened".... :wink:

Reply 44

Psycho

8

tropical-twist3

Ssssssshhh! that chocolate, maple syrup and strawberry night of passion "never happened".... :wink:

Oh yeah babe. I'll keep our personal texts to myself next time :wink:

kNOB

Solid second post, alwyg, keep up the good work.

Reply 47

tropical-twist3

18

titanomachy

Solid second post, alwyg, keep up the good work.

Reply 48

PatchTheCatch

OP

6

Hmmm well I'm just gonna go for it, ty titan for the advice though ^^ I guess confidence is a good thing huh? xD

Reply 49

Titanomachy

13

Yeah, a massive willy doesn't hurt either.

Well, actually....

Reply 50

Advanced Subsidiary

18

This is a very interesting thread. Subscribed. :smile:

Reply 51

Super_Mignon

teshla^^

Caress her mind...just use some sexual words nothing chavtastic or vulgar,basically you just want her to imagine what your texting her...so the more adjectives the better....

Awh yes. Do that.

Reply 52

tayalouise

11

xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xDxD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD like sooo many times

Reply 53

Titanomachy

13

tayalouise

xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xDxD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD like sooo many times

Damnit i'm getting a hard on

Reply 54

Davezk

12

Psycho

Text her this:

"Hey girl u r so hot i wanna get sweaty wid u en then wanna cover u in honey and then wipped creme an then lick it off but not before i av poored chocolate over u too an then i will dip u in maple syrup an then i will chew ur neck an then i will squeeze ur thigh an then i will touch u an then u will luv it an then i will make u sweaty an then u will be eetin strawberrys an then ur hot"

Wow, 'an then' what will you do?

What girl could not find that a turn on? Well maybe not one who can actually spell.

Reply 55

Rosaaa

9

Psycho

Text her this:

"Hey girl u r so hot i wanna get sweaty wid u en then wanna cover u in honey and then wipped creme an then lick it off but not before i av poored chocolate over u too an then i will dip u in maple syrup an then i will chew ur neck an then i will squeeze ur thigh an then i will touch u an then u will luv it an then i will make u sweaty an then u will be eetin strawberrys an then ur hot"

I'm very aroused.

Reply 56

calvinuk

11

"I wish I could be your tampon so I could be in you more often."

Reply 57

invictus_veritas

13

LOL at this thread. Reminds me of the time I accidentally sent a text to my mom that was meant to go to a girl I was pretending to see to wind up my friend (it was his ex girlfriend). So the text sex was a complete joke, but when I tried to explain it to her she obviously didn't believe me.

Karma exists. Clearly.

Reply 58

Rosaaa

9

titanomachy

Yeah, a massive willy doesn't hurt either.

Well, actually....

Haha ;D

Reply 59

Titanomachy

13

Rosaaa

Haha ;D

fit.