The Student Room Group
Reply 1
snail_87
So have you ever heard of a really good comeback? Or have you ever said something incredibly funny just at the right time?

My all time favourite is when the cricketer Eddo Brandes was told he was fat, and he replied, 'Well every time i **** your wife she gives me a biscuit.' Love it!


Carrying on the Cricket theme. When the great Don Bradman confronted a fielder about letting a ball go by.

Fielder: " I'm sorry, I should have closed my legs"
Bradman: "So should have your mother."
Oh yeah?!
Your face.
Reply 3
I know you are but what am I?

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Reply 4
dob86
Carrying on the Cricket theme. When the great Don Bradman confronted a fielder about letting a ball go by.

Fielder: " I'm sorry, I should have closed my legs"
Bradman: "So should have your mother."


another cricketing one,

mark waugh when he saw james ormond come out to bat for england, "look who it is! What are you doing out here, there is no way you're good enough to play for england"

the comeback

"well at least im the best player in my family"